We on the Internet (TM) are terribly sorry for this technical glitch that caused your address to be shared publicly, Mr. Langley. Our customer service team will be in touch with you shortly.
At the Internet (TM), we care immensely about your privacy. We are looking into how we can prevent future glitches from publishing every aspect of your personal life.
I request a line of people with cameras near (but not AT) his home to photograph and log all movements in the vicinity to share the data publicly with anyone willing to pay 1 penny for lifetime access.
11 Comments
randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 10d
If he didn't want his address to be public, he shouldn't have put his house where people can see it from the street.
piccolo@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 10d
He should just accept compromise on his privacy for the good for the rest of us.
shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 39 pts · 10d
If he didn't do any crimes he has nothing to hide /s
HisThiccness@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 10d
Right like you want everyone else's information to public, just not your own.
MushuChupacabra@piefed.world · 16 pts · 10d
Not good enough.
I need real-time data on Garret Langley's location at all times, and the identities of every single individual he contacts at any time for any reason.
I also need information on all of his financial transactions and personal purchases.
I need to know everything about Garrett Langley.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d
It's only fair.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 10d
May he never have a moments peace or privacy
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 10d
We on the Internet (TM) are terribly sorry for this technical glitch that caused your address to be shared publicly, Mr. Langley. Our customer service team will be in touch with you shortly.
At the Internet (TM), we care immensely about your privacy. We are looking into how we can prevent future glitches from publishing every aspect of your personal life.
tquid@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 10d
He isn't being stalked if he doesn't know
Reygle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 10d
I request a line of people with cameras near (but not AT) his home to photograph and log all movements in the vicinity to share the data publicly with anyone willing to pay 1 penny for lifetime access.
AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 9d
Would be a shame if he ended up dead.