The children have been fed a vegan diet, yes, but unfortunately consumption of them is not compatible with a vegan diet. We offer a vegan children option, but it is quite sour in some patches.
It's buffet style, fuck then eat, or fuck and get a new plate for the eating. Plates you're done fucking are up for grabs if that's what floats your boat.
I'm ignoring the obvious, because everything else is weird too and I really want to overthink something.
What is expected here, should I complete the phrase to say "(I/we) will / will not attend"? Put an X where applicable? If the latter, why is it not a box? Is something meant to go in the big blank space after the fancy M? What if I want neither pork nor beef? Should I put "any dietary restrictions" on the card? On the back? What does "to initial" mean?
Hmm you must not be too familiar with wedding rsvps. The fancy M is where you write your name (completing it with Mr. or Mrs. Yourname). Then you check will/won’t. If you’re attending, you put numbers in the blank spaces for the rest of your party (spouse, kids) so they know how many meals to prepare
I am very unfamiliar with those, indeed. The few weddings that have happened in my bubble were all content to say "you coming? Cool!" So I'm learning many things in this here thread, thank you.
English is not my first language, I've only ever seen it in the sense of "put your initials here below this document as part of your signature". So thanks for teaching me a thing :)
i have not, even getting a card like this feels incredibly dated and uncomfortably formal. Like okay maybe if i'm invited to dinner with the king i guess??
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Foxfire@pawb.social · 78 pts · 8d
ℳitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
✅ will attend
schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 24 pts · 8d
13 beef 10 pork 1 child (12 and under)
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 11 pts · 8d
55 beef 55 pork 100 child
N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 61 pts · 8d
Are those vegan children?
Edge004@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 8d
Yes, they're grass fed
lmr0x61@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 8d
The children have been fed a vegan diet, yes, but unfortunately consumption of them is not compatible with a vegan diet. We offer a vegan children option, but it is quite sour in some patches.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 48 pts · 8d
Free roam or factory child?
db_null@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 44 pts · 8d
I don't have the funds to get away with that. Also, who tf only offers meat choices?
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 8d
And both are red meats too.
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 26 pts · 8d
Standard conservative wedding, you can fuck or eat, or both! Your choice.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 8d
Do you eat the children after fucking them or do you eat a different child because you don't want to eat fucked child?
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 5 pts · 8d
It's buffet style, fuck then eat, or fuck and get a new plate for the eating. Plates you're done fucking are up for grabs if that's what floats your boat.
N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 8d
Some like cream pies
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d
Where's the couch option?Where's the option for specialist diets or sexualities? Like if you want to fuck a couch?
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 17 pts · 8d
I'm ignoring the obvious, because everything else is weird too and I really want to overthink something.
What is expected here, should I complete the phrase to say "(I/we) will / will not attend"? Put an X where applicable? If the latter, why is it not a box? Is something meant to go in the big blank space after the fancy M? What if I want neither pork nor beef? Should I put "any dietary restrictions" on the card? On the back? What does "to initial" mean?
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 8d
Hmm you must not be too familiar with wedding rsvps. The fancy M is where you write your name (completing it with Mr. or Mrs. Yourname). Then you check will/won’t. If you’re attending, you put numbers in the blank spaces for the rest of your party (spouse, kids) so they know how many meals to prepare
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 8 pts · 8d
I am very unfamiliar with those, indeed. The few weddings that have happened in my bubble were all content to say "you coming? Cool!" So I'm learning many things in this here thread, thank you.
Hylactor@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 8d
My guess is that on this répondez s'il vous plaît that the M might be for monsieur/madame/mademoiselle.
Davel23@fedia.io · 1 pts · 8d
Have you never been asked to initial something? It means put your initials by your choice.
Eq0@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 8d
TIL! Thanks! I did not understand it either and wondered if it was a typo - but couldn’t figure out the source either
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 8d
English is not my first language, I've only ever seen it in the sense of "put your initials here below this document as part of your signature". So thanks for teaching me a thing :)
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1d
i have not, even getting a card like this feels incredibly dated and uncomfortably formal. Like okay maybe if i'm invited to dinner with the king i guess??
Davel23@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1d
Some people like to make their weddings very formal.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 14 pts · 8d
Trump is getting remarried?
N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 8d
Yes, he’ll marry his daughter
deacon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 8d
Ah, longveal