c/lemmyshitpost · by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 13hWe're All Gonna Die :) 520 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
ickplant@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 12h
Don’t forget tainted food if you are lucky enough to be in the U.S.!
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 10h
Land of the free
ickplant@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 9h
Free from cumbersome food inspections!
Waterpumpee@lemmus.org · 29 pts · 12h
I read donating blood helps. Give those microplastics to another sucker.
5ha99y@lemmus.org · 25 pts · 13h
I think practically your grandfather was full of all three but did only know about asbestos. Who knows what else we are full of;D
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 11h
Round up
SillyDude@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 10h
That's diet agent orange, they got the full strength stuff.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 11h
SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 11h
Lead makes you dumb, plastic makes you gay, asbestos makes you fireproof.
TomMasz@piefed.social · 12 pts · 10h
At my age, it's lead and microplastics. It's a miracle I'm as healthy as I am.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 8h
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 10h
Macroplastics is the way to go - straight from the source, cutting out the middlemen
lauha@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 11h
You're also full of ptfe
silicon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 9h
Mmm forever chemicals
free_tiddies@piefed.social · 8 pts · 13h
Im full of microplastic and looking for someone to chat cause Im bored
db2@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 12h
New dating site, microplasticsonly.com
Khruks@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 10h
Except unlike the others, last I read microplastics do actually pass out of our body, we just keep ingesting them faster than we pass them.
I’ll take it over Lead and asbestos (though ideally none)
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 8h
We so full of shit.
hash@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 10h
Not to get too serious for a shitpost sub, but has anyone seen a solid analysis of microplastics anywhere? I'm talking review of recent science, discussion on types of plastics and sources indicated by research?
gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 9h
This article seems good, it cites relevant scientific papers: https://med.stanford.edu/news/insights/2025/01/microplastics-in-body-polluted-tiny-plastic-fragments.html
vane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8h
Damn I am 3 in 1. Asbestos roof, lead gasoline and microplastic in my balls.
Tiral@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2h
And your son will be full of GLP-1 when they figure it out it fucks your body up in 10 years.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 1h
Me, who was playing with lead and asbestos in my teens eating microplastics everyday