We're All Gonna Die :)

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ickplant@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 12h (2 replies)

Don’t forget tainted food if you are lucky enough to be in the U.S.!

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 10h (1 reply)

Land of the free

ickplant@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 9h

Free from cumbersome food inspections!

Waterpumpee@lemmus.org · 29 pts · 12h

I read donating blood helps. Give those microplastics to another sucker.

5ha99y@lemmus.org · 25 pts · 13h (2 replies)

I think practically your grandfather was full of all three but did only know about asbestos. Who knows what else we are full of;D

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 11h (1 reply)

Round up

SillyDude@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 10h

That's diet agent orange, they got the full strength stuff.

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 11h

SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 11h

Lead makes you dumb, plastic makes you gay, asbestos makes you fireproof.

TomMasz@piefed.social · 12 pts · 10h (1 reply)

At my age, it's lead and microplastics. It's a miracle I'm as healthy as I am.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 8h

A doctor in office and Mr Burns sitting there. A reference to the simpsons scene where they show him have so many diseases that germs are blocking each other

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 10h

Macroplastics is the way to go - straight from the source, cutting out the middlemen

lauha@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 11h (1 reply)

You're also full of ptfe

silicon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 9h

Mmm forever chemicals

free_tiddies@piefed.social · 8 pts · 13h

Im full of microplastic and looking for someone to chat cause Im bored

db2@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 12h

New dating site, microplasticsonly.com

Khruks@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 10h

Except unlike the others, last I read microplastics do actually pass out of our body, we just keep ingesting them faster than we pass them.

I’ll take it over Lead and asbestos (though ideally none)

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 8h

We so full of shit.

hash@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 10h (1 reply)

Not to get too serious for a shitpost sub, but has anyone seen a solid analysis of microplastics anywhere? I'm talking review of recent science, discussion on types of plastics and sources indicated by research?

vane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8h

Damn I am 3 in 1. Asbestos roof, lead gasoline and microplastic in my balls.

Tiral@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2h

And your son will be full of GLP-1 when they figure it out it fucks your body up in 10 years.

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 1h

Me, who was playing with lead and asbestos in my teens eating microplastics everyday