We were talking about what to have for dinner and she wanted a wrap. I made a comment about not having any beets. She barely reacted... So I am lighting the dad-signal, give me some good recipes for wraps with beets! 😋
We were talking about what to have for dinner and she wanted a wrap. I made a comment about not having any beets. She barely reacted... So I am lighting the dad-signal, give me some good recipes for wraps with beets! 😋
13 Comments
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 1d
Challenge her to make a better wrap than you. Call it a wrap battle.
USSEthernet@piefed.social · 15 pts · 1d
They can lay down some sick beets
kibblebits@quokk.au · 11 pts · 1d
So what is the question? You want wrap jokes? What is for dinner tomorrow? I was very down with the beats. I don’t think it gets any better than that.
Keep the joke, toss the woman. You already found a winner.
TehBamski@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Now, now. Let's not turn this into a RelationshipAdvice question on reddit, where so many people suggest they get divorced... for 'unclear reasons.'
Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1d
Sorry, but I think that's a wrap on the conversation. She beet you. Sometimes, a joke goes flat and you've gotta roll with it.
pirc_lover@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1d
Grated beetroot, crème fraiche, leafy greens, dill and smoked salmon makes a good wrap
vrek@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1d
Ok that sounds good, not a fan of fish typically but I can deal with salmon
AliasVortex@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
Roasted beets and chickpea wraps seem to be a common Mediterranean style dish*, but if you serve with a side of M&Ms you can call yourself a Wrap God.
*I can't attest to how good the recipe is (or if a human has ever made it), but maybe something like this or this?
thurstylark@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1d
Just send her this song and call it a day lol
vrek@programming.dev · 2 pts · 20h
Done
ignotum@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5h
Why would he call it a day when that isn't the name of the song? 🤔
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1d
If she wanted a wrap, you should have given her a wrap goddammit. Stop fooling around, mate.
vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1d
Me trying to do rappers delight by sugar Hill gang did not fill her stomach...