Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia' - The Onion

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kibblebits@quokk.au · 47 pts · 6d (2 replies)

Oh fucking hell I ate the ass out of this onion.

I don't blame you and it still could happen.

I licked the onion but I didn't bite! I was like... Nah he wouldn't... Maybe? Nah! No way... Oh, that's the onion. LOL.

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 28 pts · 6d (1 reply)

The maga faithful ran around with adult diapers and ear bandages already to show obeisance, will they now carry around usb sticks of cp?

They're way ahead of you on that one

The onion 💀

Being a pedophile is so fucking presidential.

headline goes: Eating it .. oh hah .. oh fuck