FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’

into megaphone: .. Bear .. bear fucker! Do you need enlistment?

This is the sort of change that seems to always precede a revelation. For instance, the FBI director might know that irrefutable proof of his participation in bestiality may be exposed soon (as a hypothetical example) but now he doesn't have to step down. Cuz rule change.

Big relief for Ka$h. Not the prostitution thing, the other one. Well, the prostitution thing, too.

FBI looking for furries to join up.

Straight out of blazing saddles.

spiderkash is sick of all the lame vanilla missionary bozos in FBI

I just saw prostitution in a headline the other day. Now I'm seeing beastiality as well. I'm guessing whoever it is that they're trying to hire or is already employed but they want to keep around has some animal fucking history.

You just know that they're relaxing these rules because of specific candidates and what came up during their background checks.

One of these things is not like the other...

Harris would have done the same.