Make Cancer Great Again

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Flower@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 2d (1 reply)

So that's going to be months of Trump complaining that other nations suddenly refuse to buy food produced in the USA, tariffs, retaliation, yadda yadda

ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d

He's investing for the future when he needs to cash out new Epstein distractions

BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2d (5 replies)

That's nothing, I hear nothing is planned about the most dangerous forever chemical out there: dihydrogen monoxide. /s

Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 2d (3 replies)

Kills hundreds of thousands each year.

Everyone exposed to it ends up dead.

Barbarian@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2d (2 replies)

It's a powerful choking hazard. It'll cause you to choke if it gets in your airwaves at room temperature, and will kill you if inhaled in higher concentrations.

And yet despite this, we pump it into almost every home on the planet.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Terrorists will drink several liters of it, every day, before an attack

Techranger@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 2d

It can cause contact burns in its solid form!

Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

I heard that's in the water these days...

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2d (1 reply)

ITS 👏 A 👏 DEATH 👏 CULT.

Its also like a pinnacle right-wing worldview.

  1. The Christian Nationalists get to celebrate "the end times" when heaven on earth BS happens.
  2. The really crazy in the government get to practice their weird necromancy torture on people deemed undesirable.
  3. The population of men capable of rebelling drops significantly (and the ones capable of fighting for the government, don't forget logic isn't a strong suit of theirs).
  4. The wealthiest, their minions, and the Christian Nationalists have the population set as they are "supposed to." Men sire children, do some labor, die in war. Women take care of the homeland, and become baby dispensers.
LSNLDN@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2d

Yep. How to not despair right now, it’s not like some therapist can say it’s all in my head…

kibblebits@quokk.au · 12 pts · 2d (6 replies)

I’m excited for republicans to get cancer

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 2d (3 replies)

It’s primarily going to be our agricultural workers that get cancer, as they’ll be exposed to concentrations far larger than anything the people eating the produce are. As has been the case historically.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 2d

So immigrants?

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2d (1 reply)

US still uses paraquat, a known cause of Parkinson disease.

NightFantom@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2d

It's almost in the name too!

PineRune@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Unfortunately it will be the poor, under educated, and misguided Republicans dying and not the ultra wealthy ones who have private chefs pick out the healthiest, not-infected foods for them.

kibblebits@quokk.au · 2 pts · 2d

I mean, they voted for it. 🤷‍♂️

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2d

NIH went from 1,100-1,200 cancer research funding announcements before 2025 to just 11.

Alexfire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d

Not checked personally: Trifludimoxazin was originally approved by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) in 2021 for use on corn, soy, and fruit/nut crops. However, the chemical manufacturer voluntarily ceased sales in 2022 following a lawsuit by environmental groups. Final approval for widespread use on crops including corn, wheat, oats, soybeans, oranges, apples, peanuts, and almonds was issued in June/July 2026.

suff@piefed.social · 4 pts · 2d (1 reply)

They must think the US is overpopulated.

kgbbot@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2d

They think AI will do the work we do

heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Is that poster being sarcastic? I can't tell.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2d

Poe's Law, but I'm guessing he is.

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 1 pts · 2d

"WASHINGTON, D.C. — Center for Food Safety, Center for Biological Diversity, and Pesticide Action & Agroecology Network North America have sued the Trump administration over the registration of trifludimoxazin, a potent PFAS pesticide that breaks down into long-lived, PFAS byproducts.

PFAS, or perfluoroalkyl and polyfluoroalkyl substances, are a class of chemicals characterized by ultra-strong carbon-fluorine bonds that are highly resistant to breakdown. Trifludimoxazin takes years to decades to fully decompose. The groups' lawsuit was filed Friday in the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit. "

LINK TO SOURCE

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2d

Yeah but think of the shareholder's value...

jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2d

can they please bring back some of the good harmless chemicals like DDT?

Bloomcole@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2d (7 replies)

great, as long as it's in the cancer of the world I'm OK with it.

fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d (6 replies)

You think that these chemicals don't land in other countries as well, or in the ocean at the very least? This administration is a pure tragedy...

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 0 pts · 2d (2 replies)

That guy there you're arguing with doesn't oppose the Trump admin, tbey celebtrate him. Whether a Tankie or just an accelerationist the result is the same. Don't invest too much time on him now that he's already unmasked for all to see.

fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d (1 reply)

You're probably right. Looks like a Tankie. Funny how they are not that opposed to Trump, I guess authoritarianism in the end, is a stronger argument than being left or right for these guys...

Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1d

Funny how they are not that opposed to Trump

libs can't grasp the simple concept of being happier with an idiot in charge of the warmongering cancer of the world instead of the usual 'respectable' mass murderer. Not that FiniteBanjo is a lib. He's definitely a fascist POS

Bloomcole@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2d (2 replies)

I'm sure Europe doesn't take your shitty crops.
And ALL you administrations are pure tragedy, only difference this one doesn't spare their own.

fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2d (1 reply)

I'm not feeding the troll... Though just to tell you: I'm not American...

Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1d

good for you