Lake Convicted Felon

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21 Comments

wheezy@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 14d

Such a beautiful American flag blue.

What flag is red white and green?

Ironic...

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 14d (7 replies)

Was Lake America really the best he could come up with?

phdepressed@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 14d (5 replies)

The guy who tried to move a hurricane with a sharpie and recommended injecting bleach...yeah thats probably his best after being told he can't do his own name.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 14d (2 replies)

Why can’t he do his own name? He can’t really do America anyway, so whatever name he comes up with is equally invalid.

phdepressed@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 13d

He only puts his name when theres money to be grifted.

AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d

He already has a county named after him.

echodot@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 13d (1 reply)

The guy who tried to move a hurricane with a sharpie

What? There is no idea so stupid that I refuse to believe that trump attempted it, but now I'm curious, how did d to redirect a hurricane with a whiteboard marker? Was it a very big one?

lividweasel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d

Hurricane Dorian–Alabama controversy

On September 4, 2019, in the Oval Office, Trump displayed the National Hurricane Center's August 29 diagram of Dorian's projected track. The diagram had an oddly misshapen line, apparently drawn with a black marker, which added an additional lobe to the cone of uncertainty of the hurricane's possible path which included southern Alabama. Public reaction ranged from mild skepticism to derision; Trump said he did not know how the map came to be modified.

db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 13d

He's literally incapable of wiping his own ass and it isn't from age.

20cello@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 14d (3 replies)

Every lake in the usa should be renamed epstein lake

DakRalter@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 13d (1 reply)

I'm sure his victims will appreciate that 🫤

!(I get you're joking, but still.)!<

20cello@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d

Didn't think about that implication, dumb me

o0evillusion0o@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 13d
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EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 13d

I thought it was Lake Dipshit

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 13d

That's The Strait of Warm Ooze

solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 13d (4 replies)

It's still funny that they didn't throw a copper pipe into the reflecting pool

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 12d

Huh?

db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d (2 replies)

They were going to but they couldn't find Kema or her tree.

solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Is that a pun? chemistry or Kema's tree

db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d

Yes

PieMePlenty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 14d

In all its natural splendor!

Didntdoit71@feddit.online · 2 pts · 13d

Nah! That's Lake Donniedunadoodoo.