cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51382231
The "No Shit September" challenge!
Parttakers:
- must refrain from shitting for a whole month (at least),
- can take a single cheat day, when they can take a single shit,
- must be extremely smug about taking the pledge,
- must tell everyone they're taking part of it.
People who fail the challenge must change their profile pictures on all social media to the shitter wojak. Those who succeed can move onto the "No Oxigen October" and "No Nut (as in food) November challenges. The challenge is done in order to raise awareness of colon cancer.
To know more about how shitting is actually unnatural, bad for your health, was made up by plumbers to both control you and sell you toilets, all while shit retention is opening your shit chakra thus leading to you acquiring psychic capabilities please watch a Chinese doctor's YouTube video on the subject: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-cfWM0BC_4
5 Comments
GargleBlaster@feddit.org · 7 pts · 3d
I think if you'd phrase this slightly different (like switch shit for fecal matter etc) there would be people believing this will be healthy
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
I just wanted to make fun of "No Nut November" challenges.
GargleBlaster@feddit.org · 6 pts · 3d
I know and it wasn't against you but the general vibe of the internet to jump on any stupid "health hype"
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 3 pts · 3d
we get it you hate nnn
Mora@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2d
And justifiably so (if you aren't doing it for kinky purposes alone).