No lowballs I know what I got

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30 Comments

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 6d (3 replies)

solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Why did Eric's mom put the bed pan so far away

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 22 pts · 6d

If you're familiar with the show... you know the answer.

borokov@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 6d

Exactly what I was thinking about.

tyo_ukko@sopuli.xyz · 75 pts · 6d (4 replies)

That piss tube goes too low in the bucket. After a few liters of piss it will reach the tube and you have problems in the seams. Don't ask how I know.

Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca · 30 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Spotted the civil engineer

tyo_ukko@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 5d

Nothing civil about a piss bucket, ngl.

InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 5d (1 reply)

nothing a little caulk can't fix

tyo_ukko@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 5d

I feel like there's enough caulk in the tube already.

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 40 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Classic shitpost

Mok98@feddit.it · 18 pts · 6d

*Shitbucket, pissbucket too

solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 6d (3 replies)

I thought it was a fart powered genital cooler at first

stepan@lemmy.cafe · 17 pts · 6d

what a sentence

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d

😫

FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 1 pts · 5d

You my friend are a poet!

athatet@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 6d (4 replies)

Who the fuck is sitting on this hardass plastic chair for long enough to have to take a shit?

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 6d (3 replies)

You may want to consider upping your fiber.

athatet@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 6d (2 replies)

Eating more fiber will let me sit on hard chairs longer?

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 6d (1 reply)

This explains so much…

reptar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d

Quite a thread

volore@scribe.disroot.org · 21 pts · 6d

Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 10 pts · 6d

I'm a gamer and spend a lot of time in front of my PC but... jfc that's grim...

Nonprophet@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 6d

That's the worst Blow Job machine I've ever seen!!!

Marthirial@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 6d (1 reply)

As someone who has pissed in empty beer cans to avoid interacting with my roommate, I can tell you cleaning that bucket is not fun.

reptar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d

As someone who had an older brother whose room was in the basement w/o a bathroom...

Aged piss is a hell off a thing

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 6d (1 reply)

No lowballs? I guess old men are out.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 6d

And those that are so full after abstaining for No Nut November.

scytale@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 6d

The diagonally positioned keyboard is a nice touch.

Buage_@piefed.social · 1 pts · 2d

lmaoo

Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 6d

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