Getting old sucks, GenX version

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17 Comments

Only_Slightly_Bent@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 8d

Fuck you me I won't do what I tell me!

eurodyne@piefed.world · 8 pts · 8d (11 replies)

I fight my lactose intolerance by drinking 5 gallons of milk a week

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 5 pts · 8d (10 replies)

Who won?

eurodyne@piefed.world · 10 pts · 8d (8 replies)

Quilted northern

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 8d (7 replies)

Not trying to tell you how to live your life but you should get a bidet.

eurodyne@piefed.world · -1 pts · 8d (6 replies)

Not trying to tell you how to live your life

And you should take your own fucking advice

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 8d (5 replies)

Grouchy uneducated toilet paper people 🧐

eurodyne@piefed.world · 0 pts · 8d (4 replies)

Do you just walk around with a wet ass? Or do you dry it somehow after your delightfully magnificent ass shower?

Tell us all that story. What happens NEXT?

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 8d

It has an air dryer 🧐

pontata@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 7d

The toilet lost, thats for sure.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 7d

My body is a machine that turns articular cartilage into bone.

Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 8d (1 reply)

So... like a printer?

db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d

PCLOADLTR

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 6d

It rages against the undying of it's light.