If you meet me irl, pls throw rocks at me until I stop moving because my mind went to dogs and I legit deserve to be stoned to death for that thought.
Oh, and when I stop moving keep throwing rocks at my corpse for another ten minutes just to ensure I've truly shuffled off this mortal coil
Edit. Or just inject me with a syringe filled with apple juice. Should be fun to see what happens to me. I deserve an excruciatingly painful death, so get as creative as you wish.
10 Comments
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2d
That's why I keep my copy of The Ashley Book of Knots on the shelf next to the Kama Sutra.
Drusas@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1d
Want good knots? Fuck a fisherman(woman).
SourDragon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d
If you meet me irl, pls throw rocks at me until I stop moving because my mind went to dogs and I legit deserve to be stoned to death for that thought.
Oh, and when I stop moving keep throwing rocks at my corpse for another ten minutes just to ensure I've truly shuffled off this mortal coil
Edit. Or just inject me with a syringe filled with apple juice. Should be fun to see what happens to me. I deserve an excruciatingly painful death, so get as creative as you wish.
Drusas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1d
Oof. I wish I didn't understand that comment.
markjamestwn1301@scribe.disroot.org · 3 pts · 1d
Say /s rn
SourDragon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
/s on the actual murder, but no /s on the the fact that where my brain went is a horrible, terrible thing that should be hated by all
markjamestwn1301@scribe.disroot.org · 4 pts · 13h
Intrusive thoughts happens to the best to us, mate. You still realise it's harmful, so you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. 🫂
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1d
When were neck scarves ever in fashion for men.
The safe word is Jinkies.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1d
"If you don't know how to tie knots, tie lots". Sage advice from my Chief Bosun's Mate.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 1d
It's wrong! The hook should have been wedged into his ass! Not under the belt!