They didn't understand Bitcoin either until it was too late and they'd missed the ground floor of a rocketship. The people who catch the vision early are the ones who make the money. You're an utter fool if you're not buying as many fruit cups as you can get your hands on. Borrow money if you have to. Don't miss out again!
Wait. Guys! You know what season is coming up? Halloween. And what does everyone buy during Halloween time? Candy and pumpkins. Those two things are about to blow up huge! Cash out your retirement fund to buy candy and pumpkin futures and you'll be set for life!
24 Comments
arotrios@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1d
I replaced my NFTs with Jello and made a tasty profit.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 1d
Non Fruit Tokens
john_lemmy@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1d
Not if you ate them
ms_lane@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1d
Fruitcups go bad over time and are heavy to carry.
I suggest we use the bowls from Del Monte fruit cups as a form of scrip, redeemable for a full fruit cup at the Del Monte factory.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1d
Infinite fruit cup glitch
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1d
This message was brought to you by Del Monte: what's in YOUR cup?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1d
They didn't understand Bitcoin either until it was too late and they'd missed the ground floor of a rocketship. The people who catch the vision early are the ones who make the money. You're an utter fool if you're not buying as many fruit cups as you can get your hands on. Borrow money if you have to. Don't miss out again!
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d
I mean, I'd sooner work for fruit cups than Bitcoin.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d
Not a picture of a fruit bowl, also not a picture of a Bitcoin.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d
Yep those are fakes. The real ones look like this.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1d
Is it a cup of BEANS?
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1d
It's a very clear question, what's there to not understand.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social · 7 pts · 1d
Unlikely. Fruit bowls have actual utility.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1d
"Which word is confusing you, Brainstein?"
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 7 pts · 1d
This sounds like something out of a Philomena Cunk interview.
Drusas@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1d
That is not a picture of fruit bowl.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1d
You're our "top economists?" This explains a LOT!
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1d
"Top" economists: Bailouts are fine, actually.
prex@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 1d
The chances are low, but not zero.
originaltnavn@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1d
I will gladly make one fruit bowl for one bitcoin, so I guess yes?
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
They would have more practical value.
strop@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 16h
ecenoy
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d
FUCKING HODL THE GÜ POTS
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
Wait. Guys! You know what season is coming up? Halloween. And what does everyone buy during Halloween time? Candy and pumpkins. Those two things are about to blow up huge! Cash out your retirement fund to buy candy and pumpkin futures and you'll be set for life!