That one crumb at the bottom of the air fryer getting cooked for the 1500th time:

"What's that burning smell?!"

*sees the blackened detritus in the catch tray

"Oh, good it's not my food!"

*walks away without clearing it out

Wait, you don't clean the food tray after every use?

I named it , therefore you can't get rid of it. That crumbs name is Gene

Burnt Dean?!

Brah...ya gotta hydrate brah.

Zircon, noooooooo!