Clark Kent should really only clean his glasses in the privacy of his own home. [Grickle]

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::: spoiler Transcript Office workers stare as Clark Kent takes off his glasses to clean them at a desk nameplate reading “C. Kent” beneath a bulletin-board poster asking “WHO IS THE SUPERMAN?”, jokingly revealing Clark Kent’s secret identity. :::

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19 Comments

Rudee@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 20h (7 replies)

Superman can see through anything besides lead, so would he even need to clean his glasses?

CluckN@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 20h

To mock us humans for being weak

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 15h

To play his "weak boy" stereotype correctly, so people don't suspect.

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 12h (4 replies)

Would you perhaps get a bit baffled if your colleague kept going around in glasses increasingly spackled with gunk?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10h (3 replies)

nah, we all know someone

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9h (2 replies)

After a particular threshold, you'd start wondering if the guy does in fact have superhuman vision.

headward_scissorfeet@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 9h (1 reply)

Clark does the klutz thing fairly convincingly, though.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9h

but he tends to pick up what he knocks over. or was that just Christopher Reeve?

tetris11@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 22h

"My shirt's different."

PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 12h

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 14h (2 replies)

spizzat2@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 14h (1 reply)

Christopher Reeve doing the same thing.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14h

Oof

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 16h (1 reply)
saimen@feddit.org · 2 pts · 14h

Over 2 minutes without a single cut. I miss these movies.

Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9h

Every time this happens (which is frequently), Superman is forced to fly against the rotation of the Earth super fast and turn back time again.

tmyakal@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 13h

Tell me which is more likely: the super powered flying alien with heat-vision also has a shitty 9-to-5 and asked me to help him move into a studio apartment this weekend, or the nebbishy guy in the office kind of looks like Superman?

creamfresh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 20h

water colour and ink look good

Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 14h

I'm a simple man, I see Grickle and I upvote.

ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1d
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