I swear if Coca-Cola gives us more AI Slop commercials, I’m switching to Pepsi or Dr Pepper

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Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 3d (4 replies)

You guys see ads?

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 3d (2 replies)

I deadass got called ableist on here once for saying theres no excuse to not be using an ad blocker because of someone's "executive dysfunction"

inari@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 3d

ignotum@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d

You were also kinkshaming, some people like torturing themselves

darkmogool@feddit.org · 3 pts · 2d

Yeah… I didn't even know Coke made AI slop ads before this post.

galahyde@programming.dev · 51 pts · 3d (8 replies)

water is a good option too

Mwa@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 3d (3 replies)

But what if its Dasani

inari@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 3d (2 replies)

The idea of branded water is moronic

burido@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d

I prefer Guchi water, Guchi vaccines and Guchi news

Mwa@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 2d

True?

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 3d

Like from the toilet‽

Janx@piefed.social · 2 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Don't trust the stuff. Fish pee in there!

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d

Fish fuck* in it.

darkmogool@feddit.org · 1 pts · 2d

Yep… But where I live there are really people who say "I don't want to wash my hands, I'm thisty" if you offer them water.

Danitos@reddthat.com · 32 pts · 3d (2 replies)

Coca-Cola hired a paramilitar death squad to murder unionized workers in my country :)

https://killercoke.org/crimes_colombia.php

Financing a paramilitar group is considered a crime against humanity, btw.

time2lose@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d (1 reply)

russia just bombed coca cola factory in Ukraine. thanks russia

inari@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 3d

Broken clocks and all that

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 29 pts · 3d

Do yourself a favor and switch to water instead.

ignotum@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3d

Yeah they've done it like five times now, but i'm sure you'll draw the line at the sixth

Endgame@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3d (3 replies)

Reminder that Coca-Cola first developed Fanta as a way to keep selling products in Nazi Germany.

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2d

coca-cola US and coca-cola Germany were seperated during the war

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Do German people not deserve soft drinks in dark times

Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d

Can’t spell “Thirst” without a little bit of “SS”!

Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 3d

I'm OK with being an accomplice to genocide and coups, but I draw the line at AI slop. /s

fisch@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d

Coca Cola is a US company, so I've been boycotting it for years already. Fuck Trump and his little friends.

And even if it wasn't fot that, I also like diversity and options, and I was told this is what capitalism is great at providing. Instead, everywhere I go, I have to choose between the same 6 or 7 types of piss water, all owned by the Coca Cola company. No thanks, I'll always prefer the local options and those from smaller beverage producers.

RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d (4 replies)

highway patrol cops use Coke to clean blood off the highway, because it's so acidic, apparently works well - this may be its best use

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 7 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Since when do cops clean anything?

RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d

When there's a bloody wreck on the highway, they will often use a 2-liter of Coke to remove excess blood from the road. It's common enough that the 2-liters are standard trunk equipment.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d

The acid, mainly phosphoric is used to help solubilize all the sugar. There's also carbonic acid due to the CO2 in it.

scrion@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d

Nearly time for their Christmas ad! Let's see if they learned anything from last year.

nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d

Go Fritz mate

trashboat@piefed.social · 3 pts · 3d (3 replies)

Fuck Coke and Pepsi what’s a good cola brand I should go looking for at a store in the US

Soggy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d

There's RC but it's owned by the Keurig Dr Pepper group so that's kind of a lateral move. Shasta exists. Other than that, store brands or glass bottles (Boylan makes pretty good stuff).

ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2d

The store's own brand often make a really good cola.

YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 3d

I'm personally partial to Jarritos Mexican Cola, though it can be hard to find outside of variety packs

VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 3d

Die Sinalco schmeckt...

slacktoid@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3d

Make your own sugar water bro

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d

Ah, the Nazi version of cola products (well at least initially?).

daannii@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d

I like cola soda though I don't drink it that often.

But I recently noticed the quality is very bad now. Regardless of brands or if diet or not.

I tried a few after noticing how bad a diet coke tasted from my local gas station. So I bought some 2 liters. Generic. Pepsi. Diet pepsi. And a regular coke.

I'm pretty sure it's all shit now. I think I can tell easier because I don't drink it that often.

Like it's not just watered down. Which it is. But the signature cola flavor is barely there.

Cola uses coca beans. And that's been a big import tarriff thing. Plus greedy companies. And I'm pretty sure they reduced flavoring by at least 30% since this time 2 years ago.

Barely drinkable.

If you drink it all the time, you might not have noticed the gradual change. But I assure you. It's really lost it's flavor.

I've not noticed any change for fruit flavored white sodas. Just cola soda.

Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 2d

!hailcorporate@lemmy.world

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d

Already did. No problem at all, by now brands are just bullshit.