actual picture of me

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AiricaFyresong@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 55 pts · 2d (4 replies)

This is totally wrong. My hair is teal, not pink.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 2d (3 replies)

i mean, my hair is black

DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 2d (2 replies)

this raises a question: is your pfp an illustration of you, or is it of "jessica" (that mysterious person who you totally aren't)

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1d (1 reply)

My pfp is an illustration of me. Idk who Jessica is

Juicedloose@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1d

Jesicat meoow.

fisch@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1d (5 replies)

order her own food

Do Americans know you can cook your own food at home?

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1d

no

Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 13h

Hey don't post lies on the Internet it's not very nice

Sharkticon@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 15h

Damn, they don't have restaurants outside the states? How sad.

jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 12h (1 reply)

instant noodles are food

Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 7h

And you don't even have to cook those.

gegil@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 2d (4 replies)

She also always forgets to shave

oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 2d (2 replies)

Maybe she just doesn't want to. It is okay for women and fems to be hairy 🙂

CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1d

Maybe she doesn't want to. But at the same time she hates being hairy. But at the same time she hates shaving.

It's a cycle of despair.

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1d

this

DeLancre@piefed.social · 9 pts · 2d

Jokes on you, I'm into that!

jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2d

Wife

CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 2d (10 replies)

That'd be me, if I had a {boy,girl,enby}-friend

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2d (9 replies)

Also don't meet enough people to actually start something? I spend too much time home messing with xomputera, u?

CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1d (8 replies)

Basically... I have and always have had few friends. Some of them I can only see a few times a year because they live far away...

I rarely go out, unless it's for a reason and it's usually a situation where you don't meet new people (groceries, cinema, bureaucracy, ...).

But for me it's not a problem: i love being alone! It just means for me it's very unlikely to meet new people and even more unlikely to find a significant other!

(and yes I love messing with my computer(s), bedrottimg, playing some videogames and all that femcel stuff 😏)

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d (7 replies)

Yeah, we're basically tit for tat on that. I embraced being alone a bit too much and now I'm without a support system. I do have a some people I can meet nearby but defo none I'd call friends.

And yeah, I am sending this msg while also bedrotting, playing videogames and working on FOSS software.

Tho, I'm a cishet dude so just malecel stuff

CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1d (4 replies)

Yeah... and covid made it worse, because for the first time in my life during lockdown I could live the life I wanted, and it was normal, but then it ended and I still struggle to get back to "normality"...

And yeah, I am sending this msg while also bedrotting, playing videogames and working on FOSS software.

I've always wanted to (but never actually did) work on foss software... But I work as a depressed software developer in a project that I'm really hating! :D

Anyways...

Tho, I'm a cishet dude so just malecel stuff

You would have been banned for this in the femcel subreddit, but I guess this community is less strict 😁

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Oh yeah, we wouldn't be having this convo on some place that blocked me for my gender/sexuality. Anytime a community like that graces my feed I block it shortly after.

About FOSS yeah, I just host my stuff on codeberg (joined cuz of the anti ai stuff) and make my own shit for anyone to see, did a couple commits for some other projects but I'm very into doing my own thing and I'm basically self-taught so my code ain't the best.

About working on something you hate? Yeah, I get it. I work also as a programmer and I hated every moment I had to dig up someone else's C/AL code (proprietary Microsoft ERP coding language).

CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1d

About working on something you hate? Yeah, I get it. I work also as a programmer and I hated every moment I had to dig up someone else's C/AL code (proprietary Microsoft ERP coding language).

See, the thing is that I don't care about stuff like that. The problem is management. ::: spoiler rant incoming you can skip I need good managers to function well and it's been two years now that management is shit. I'm at a point where just the thought of opening the IDE makes me sick. I know I just have to suck it for a little bit then this project will be over and hopefully I will be put in something better. I don't really want to look for another job. Sorry for the rant :::

About FOSS yeah, I just host my stuff on codeberg (joined cuz of the anti ai stuff) and make my own shit for anyone to see, did a couple commits for some other projects but I'm very into doing my own thing and I'm basically self-taught so my code ain't the best.

Oh so we are in a similar position. I've created lots of tools that were useful to me (and I think only to me in the world) and released them as foss, but I've never contributed code to a big foss project. I want to but I just never did.

Oh yeah, we wouldn't be having this convo on some place that blocked me for my gender/sexuality. Anytime a community like that graces my feed I block it shortly after.

Don't get me wrong, they have their own reasons for doing that on the subreddit, and I think they have a right to do it -- for example an AA meeting is not the place for a non-alcoholic. But at the same time, being too close of a group leads to radicalisation, and that group is radical. Some things may start as a joke, but then some people start believing them... it can be dangerous...

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

r/femcel itself is banned

CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1d

I'm talking about another subreddit

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

working on FOSS software

I wish I was that functional 🥲

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Oh no my FOSS stuff is kinda trash. Random patches to things I used

Sarothazrom@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2d (2 replies)

who and where

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 2d (1 reply)

me and in my bed

Sarothazrom@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2d

omw

noretus@crazypeople.online · 17 pts · 2d (2 replies)

"lives off emotional support snacks and instant noodles" I felt that in my soul

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I’m too hungry for instant noodles 😭

Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 15h

We need even sooner noodles

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2d

I'm also scared of ordering food from blåhaj's butt

Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 2d (3 replies)

I hit every one of these marks except unemployed

DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2d

my condolences

python@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d

You can be unemployed in spirit

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1d

easy to change

Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1d

It's okay, she has Blahaj to support her.

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d

Now have job and have always cooked because it’s fucking cheaper lick my fingers bitches

Shanoa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2d

literally me 😭

Noklito@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 1d (3 replies)

You know you're lonely when you start looking at people like this and rationalize yourself into by remembering you've dated worse. 🫪

brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1d (2 replies)

"I can fix her"

Noklito@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1d

Thise are gonna be my last words someday. 😮‍💨

Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1d

I dont even wanna fix her, she's perfect

Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2d

yee haw

erinmeow@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2d

meooow thats erin

F4rtEmp3r0r@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 10h

Live by the blahaj, die by the blahaj

DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1d (7 replies)

Well the unemployed part is the deal breaker there

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1d (4 replies)

The economy sucks, ok?

DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1d (3 replies)

That's true

Edit: the big problem with unemployment is the not having to do anything part. It's crazy but we are really not build for that

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Being unemployed doesn’t mean you have nothing to do.

DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 18h (1 reply)

True but: For most ppl it does.

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 17h

Do most people have no hobbies and interests?

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

that means she got time

DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1d

I mean that's part of the problem

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1d (4 replies)

Yeah, that is a bit much. You need at least some spine, as nice as it would be to imagine fixing such a person.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1d (3 replies)

What about a dysfunctional spine?

DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1d

scoliosis :3

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 18h (1 reply)

So long as there is something to be straightened...

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 16h

but I'll never be straight :3