Man, I'm so lucky to have grown up with a very open minded approach to sexuality. Made me willing and able to have a lot of solid discussions with other guys about things like this without it being weird.
But really, a towel. Just use a towel. Set yourself up comfortably, drape a towel where the jizz will mostly land on it and your hand, or just the towel if you do it more upright rather than reclined.
Have fun, wipe yourself down, and Bob's your uncle. Just make sure you do your laundry regularly, and the hamper has plenty of air flow. The spooj will dry out fairly quick, as long as the towel isn't too tightly crumpled, and there's enough air flow that as the towel wicks the water away, it can evaporate. No smell, no lingering dampness come laundry time, and it'll remove any that gets on you or surfaces well enough that using a wet wipe or surface cleaner is just thoroughness rather than actually removing anything.
Anywhere with a table. Use a couple lengths and layers of toilet paper laid out on a surface, aim head angle downwards so you don't miss the splash zone, clean up is easy, flush.
As for why, I don't like ruining an orgasm by stopping the wank too soon or by focusing on not making a mess, nor do I want to be jerking off in a bathroom. That's much less pleasant than a reclining armchair in a room I don't shit in.
southsamurai's method is good too so as long as you don't live in a regularly humid climate possibly, with not much evaporation going on? It's dry AF here so I wouldn't know.
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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 3d
Man, I'm so lucky to have grown up with a very open minded approach to sexuality. Made me willing and able to have a lot of solid discussions with other guys about things like this without it being weird.
But really, a towel. Just use a towel. Set yourself up comfortably, drape a towel where the jizz will mostly land on it and your hand, or just the towel if you do it more upright rather than reclined.
Have fun, wipe yourself down, and Bob's your uncle. Just make sure you do your laundry regularly, and the hamper has plenty of air flow. The spooj will dry out fairly quick, as long as the towel isn't too tightly crumpled, and there's enough air flow that as the towel wicks the water away, it can evaporate. No smell, no lingering dampness come laundry time, and it'll remove any that gets on you or surfaces well enough that using a wet wipe or surface cleaner is just thoroughness rather than actually removing anything.
Basically, it's a giant cum sock.
BurgerBaron@quokk.au · 2 pts · 2d
Anywhere with a table. Use a couple lengths and layers of toilet paper laid out on a surface, aim head angle downwards so you don't miss the splash zone, clean up is easy, flush.
As for why, I don't like ruining an orgasm by stopping the wank too soon or by focusing on not making a mess, nor do I want to be jerking off in a bathroom. That's much less pleasant than a reclining armchair in a room I don't shit in.
southsamurai's method is good too so as long as you don't live in a regularly humid climate possibly, with not much evaporation going on? It's dry AF here so I wouldn't know.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3d
Bathroom, toilet paper, flush
Where else would it be
nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3d
On the toilet, shoot into the bowl.
sydd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
Usually the lawn.
BussyGyatt@feddit.org · 3 pts · 3d
i use the day's boxers like the other commenter uses towels. do your laundry regularly and it's fine.
RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3d
handkerchief
ccunning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
Cumbox
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 3d
Jar. Duh.