Why should I trust you?

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13 Comments

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 7 pts · 1d

You shouldn't. I'm just a dog normal person on the internet.

toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 6 pts · 1d

I only lie about how I'm feeling, nothing else.

TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

Ya shouldn't.
Trust me, ya really shouldn't.

Vinny_93@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

Bro Just trust me. Do your own research and you'll find out I'm not shitt'n ya

Nemo@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1d (3 replies)

You definitely should not, I only give bad advice.

JackTea@piefed.world · 2 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Well, I don't believe you! Quick, tell me where I should invest my entire life savings. Since I know you're lying, I'm sure to get rich off this.

Nemo@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

There's no one place you should invest it. Keep some liquid, in a high-yield savings account, for emergencies. Put the bulk of it in a diversified stock portfolio. Add to the portfolio and the emergency account monthly, as well as investing in any available IRA or 401K up to at least the employer match.

JackTea@piefed.world · 2 pts · 6h

Pfft. Nevermind. That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard all day, and I talk to myself. So a pretty low bar already.

Aeao@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14h

I’m a disembodied head so you can trust me. You can trust me

myszka@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 15h

However awful I might turn out to be for you, I'd still be better than a redditor.

Revolutionary_Apples@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 13h

Trust trust trust trust trust trust. You can/nt trust me. Trust is possible. Trust has existed before. You know.

LemsGhost@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 15h

Trust takes time.

piranhaphish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!