c/dadjokes · by slothrop@lemmy.ca · 5dthe right outlet for this 590 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 5d
People lose their minds when they find out I’m not a very good brain surgeon.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 5d
People are not amused when they find out I’m not a very good clown.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
People too will boo when they find out I'm not a very good cow rancher.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 5d
Godric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
I professionally go by "Frank Zappa" as a warning, why are all these old geezers hiring me?
JackTea@piefed.world · 3 pts · 5d
I uparrowed but didn't like doing it.
raman_klogius@ani.social · 2 pts · 5d
At least in Japan you need consent.
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 5d
People find out I'm not a very good electrician when they're shocked.
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org · 2 pts · 5d
People are thrilled when they see I am going to use exactly these pliers as a dentist.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
I thought that was this forklift driver again.