Puffers are notorious cuckolds. It’s in their data sheet.
(FR though, puffers are curious about everything. It’s like they’re not even real animals, like they’re plushies come to life. They’re so weird. I’m convinced the only reason they’ve continued to exist as a species is because of their weird superpower.)
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LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 56 pts · 4d
Puffers are notorious cuckolds. It’s in their data sheet.
(FR though, puffers are curious about everything. It’s like they’re not even real animals, like they’re plushies come to life. They’re so weird. I’m convinced the only reason they’ve continued to exist as a species is because of their weird superpower.)
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 3d
Pro tip: be hard to eat.
JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 3d
Too bad dolphins figured out they can get high on puffer fish
Puff puff pass
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 4d
Zozano@aussie.zone · 28 pts · 4d
Cuck puff
tyler@programming.dev · 16 pts · 4d
It’s the director. Camera person isn’t doing their job right when the director has to get involved
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 3d
If I saw this happening I would also look like that
Etterra@discuss.online · 10 pts · 3d
Puffy just likes to watch.
Heikki2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d
This is the ocean equivalent of a cuck chair
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 3d
cuck coral
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 7 pts · 4d
I think he wants to eat em
Kwiila@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2d
cocks shotgun "I'm not a monster, imma let ya finish first."
Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d
Why are we watching him watching them?!!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3d
Because that's our kink
HylicManoeuvre@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haintp62aO0
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d
I don't see many places to duck into. Just gotta ride the moment.
wewbull@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 3d
Damn seagulls.
smellhound@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d