All I can ever think of with him is his horrifically casual slave rape scene in Spartacus. I guess that speaks to his acting ability, but it’s such a repellant scene that I dislike even seeing him anymore.
The call me coffee because I'm harvested using slave labor and sold by a union busting megacorporation that gentrifies neighborhoods and ruins local businesses... I mean, because I'm bitter.
Three panel meme, depicting a still image of a character from the 1999 movie The Mummy in each panel saying a coffee themed double entendre.
Top panel: Rachel Weisz's Evelyn Carnahan says 'they call me coffee because I grind so fine'
Middle panel: Brendan Fraser's character Rick O'Connell says 'they call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am'
Last panel: John Hannah's Jonathon Carnahan says 'they call me coffee because I'm bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am'.
26 Comments
Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml · 36 pts · 2y
👏👏👏 more Mummy memes please
GreenMario@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOURE ON YHE WRONG SIDE OF THE RI-VER!
Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Aaaaaaamericans.....
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
Muum meem
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
I like my coffee like I like my women: COVERED IN BEES!
dingus@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 2y
I simply cannot get enough John Hannah.
He is gold in Charlie Brooker's (creator/writer of Black Mirror) comedic send up of police procedural shows A Touch of Cloth.
Reverendender@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
All I can ever think of with him is his horrifically casual slave rape scene in Spartacus. I guess that speaks to his acting ability, but it’s such a repellant scene that I dislike even seeing him anymore.
teft@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y
Batiatus is such a great character. And John Hannah makes you hate him so much. Great, now I gotta go watch spartacus again.
teft@startrek.website · 13 pts · 2y
I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.
dingus@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
with a spoon in them.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
COVERED IN BEES
toxicbubble@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
source: the mummy
let's not become reddit
StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
I would rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy starring Bendar Fraser and Rachel Weiss
Eheran@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
Also: eeeew, the mummy!
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
The call me coffee because I'm harvested using slave labor and sold by a union busting megacorporation that gentrifies neighborhoods and ruins local businesses... I mean, because I'm bitter.
kittenbridgeasteroid@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 2y
Don't worry, coffee. I love you the way you are.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 12 pts · 2y
You chew the beans raw?
Arbiter@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
As god intended.
MrBusiness@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
I do love em chocolate covered.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
My flavor comes from having been crushed, ground down, and in hot water. That's also why I'm bitter.
tdawg@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
They call me coffee because I'm best had pressed under a french girl
keet@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Roasted, placed in a freezer, and ready to be ground up later?
/s
boogetyboo@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Alt description:
Three panel meme, depicting a still image of a character from the 1999 movie The Mummy in each panel saying a coffee themed double entendre.
Top panel: Rachel Weisz's Evelyn Carnahan says 'they call me coffee because I grind so fine'
Middle panel: Brendan Fraser's character Rick O'Connell says 'they call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am'
Last panel: John Hannah's Jonathon Carnahan says 'they call me coffee because I'm bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am'.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
They call me coffee because I need to be roasted before I'm palatable
NaoPb@eviltoast.org · 2 pts · 2y
I wish I could see what this is about.
hyhachi@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
I like my women like I like my chicken, with the skin on and the bones in.