c/science_memes · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1dReproductive strategy It's pretty common across the animals kingdom 482 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
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humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 77 pts · 1d
Human penises do this too.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1d
Yeah, but you've gotta find one, put a handle on it... Do the digging around with it, then have the actual sex afterwards. It's a whole deal - takes most of a day.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 1d
If you like it, then you better put a handle on it.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1d
I was gonna say, this is a very typical activity. Until I read the rest of the post
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1d
Yeah, that's the only reason I ever bang OP's mom
bryophile@lemmy.zip · 41 pts · 1d
On potential mates? Meaning there's dragonflies who do the scooping and then be like "never mind"?
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 21 pts · 1d
Yeah it's when they notice how much was in there they be like bye Felicia!
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 16 pts · 1d
Don't kinkshame.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1d
Been dragon too much jizz, imma fly right outta here.
0ops@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 1d
Or another dragonfly dude came along and scooped out his spunk
bryophile@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1d
Yeah but as soon as he inserts his penisshovel she's not a potential mate anymore?
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 30 pts · 1d
What is a penis but a jizz shovel really
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net MOD · 18 pts · 1d
Blast it, how do I pin a comment... I just get stupid mod options to nuke it. This needs to be put on the fridge.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1d
Most animals with penises don't have ones that work as effective shovels
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1d
Oh that's nothing, duck penises explode and have fucking spikes.
Just realized that the last term can be taken with two completely different but still accurate meanings.
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 4 pts · 20h
And duck vaginas in response have a maze of dead ends. Duck reproduction is FUBAR.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 1d
It is penis.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1d
The clerk was just reacting to the person somehow using "it's" in a way they could hear
5ha99y@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 21h
I always tell people about ducks and get them to laughXD
Tiger666@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 19h
You tell them about rape and they laugh?
5ha99y@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 16h
Yep, I mean it's not human rape, its duck quirkiness. That's funny... I know,humans are weirdXD
Tiger666@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 16h
You tell them that duck vagina evolved to stop the rape and the males still dont stop?
5ha99y@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 11h
Yes, in your case not?
Blubber28@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 15h
That is why I always carry a straw with me when I go on dates
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1d
They also vibrate.