Reproductive strategy

It's pretty common across the animals kingdom

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humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 77 pts · 1d (4 replies)

Human penises do this too.

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Yeah, but you've gotta find one, put a handle on it... Do the digging around with it, then have the actual sex afterwards. It's a whole deal - takes most of a day.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 1d

If you like it, then you better put a handle on it.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1d

I was gonna say, this is a very typical activity. Until I read the rest of the post

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1d

Yeah, that's the only reason I ever bang OP's mom

bryophile@lemmy.zip · 41 pts · 1d (5 replies)

On potential mates? Meaning there's dragonflies who do the scooping and then be like "never mind"?

Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 21 pts · 1d

Yeah it's when they notice how much was in there they be like bye Felicia!

SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 16 pts · 1d

Don't kinkshame.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1d

Been dragon too much jizz, imma fly right outta here.

0ops@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Or another dragonfly dude came along and scooped out his spunk

bryophile@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1d

Yeah but as soon as he inserts his penisshovel she's not a potential mate anymore?

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 30 pts · 1d (2 replies)

What is a penis but a jizz shovel really

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net MOD · 18 pts · 1d

Blast it, how do I pin a comment... I just get stupid mod options to nuke it. This needs to be put on the fridge.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1d

Most animals with penises don't have ones that work as effective shovels

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Oh that's nothing, duck penises explode and have fucking spikes.

Just realized that the last term can be taken with two completely different but still accurate meanings.

Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 4 pts · 20h

And duck vaginas in response have a maze of dead ends. Duck reproduction is FUBAR.

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 1d (1 reply)

It is penis.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1d

The clerk was just reacting to the person somehow using "it's" in a way they could hear

5ha99y@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 21h (4 replies)

I always tell people about ducks and get them to laughXD

Tiger666@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 19h (3 replies)

You tell them about rape and they laugh?

5ha99y@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 16h (2 replies)

Yep, I mean it's not human rape, its duck quirkiness. That's funny... I know,humans are weirdXD

Tiger666@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 16h (1 reply)

You tell them that duck vagina evolved to stop the rape and the males still dont stop?

5ha99y@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 11h

Yes, in your case not?

Blubber28@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 15h

That is why I always carry a straw with me when I go on dates

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1d

They also vibrate.