my leftovers, his dinner

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6 Comments

Mim@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 2d

Fake: anon had sex

Gay: anon thinks about another man drinking his cum

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2d

God I hate 4chan

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d (2 replies)

How taste my pp?

Varesti@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2d

Salty and disappointing.

Thorry@feddit.org · 3 pts · 2d

I've found the easiest way is to lay on your back and put your legs against a wall or something. Walk your legs up as you shove your back closer to the wall. Once you get it high enough, you can bring your legs down, using the weight of legs to help pull closer. Grab your ass or lower back and pull your mouth towards your pp until you can put it in.

Now this does require some training, you need to be flexible. Don't push it too far or you'll hurt yourself and might be in trouble. Try explaining to the ambulance personnel why you are in that position. If you are older than 35 and don't flex and stretch a lot, don't try it. If you have a smol pp, don't do it. You will hurt yourself and not even reach most likely. Best you can go for is a quick spray of cum to the face, or perhaps a bit of pee if you are into that. Otherwise, go for it! Just practice a bit and you'll get it. Let us know how you get on.

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2d

Like everytime he kisses his children on the head, it's like kissing the tip of my dick.