LemmyMan® Dinner

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26 Comments

restingOface@quokk.au · 21 pts · 4d (11 replies)

where corn

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 18 pts · 4d (1 reply)

in the whiskey

hansolo@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 4d

Oooh! Excellent point.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 4d (8 replies)

Ate it for lunch.

lime@feddit.nu · 7 pts · 4d (7 replies)

then it should be back by now

hansolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 4d (6 replies)

Ate it for loch today. Not yesterday.

lime@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 4d (5 replies)

you should poop more

restingOface@quokk.au · 5 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Lemmy plan:

  1. Eat corn
  2. Don't poop
  3. ?
  4. Profit
lime@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 3d

no no, you rinse it off

M137@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 3d (1 reply)

And you know what timezone they're in an how many hours it's been since they ate lunch...?

lime@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 3d

yes

hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 4d

Story of my life.

Hond@piefed.social · 20 pts · 4d (3 replies)

PSA: you really shouldnt eat uncooked beans and other legumes btw. They are toxic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bean#Toxins

hansolo@lemmy.today · 32 pts · 3d (2 replies)

More toxic than the toxic masculinity that I'm implying by suggesting whiskey and dry beans should be a meal?

TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3d (1 reply)

It's okay, the alcohol will kill the toxins in the beans

Source: Dude, trust

boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 3d

lemmyman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d (3 replies)

Why yes that is what I had for dinner. Dean Ween joined me

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Where was Gene?

lemmyman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d

Chocolate town

hansolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 3d

What is this? Shitpost inception?

WetHedgeHog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d

f pebble dashing, you must rocket that out of your arse

deacon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Where are the jeans? Is that the packaging?

hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 3d

Absolutely.

ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Fuck Kentucky.

SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2d

fuck the us