Humans are that friend who's friends with two people who absolutely hate each other. Dwarves and elves both loudly praise humans in a way that makes it clear it's just a dig at each other. They don't actually like humans, they just hate each other enough to put up with them. Humans are uncomfortable at being in the middle of the feud, but also secretly like the attention too much to put a stop to it.
21 Comments
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 63 pts · 2y
Fixed that for you:
CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world · 12 pts · 2y
Dwarves use lava soap.
Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 2y
Pretty sure they use alcohol
CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 2y
They wouldn't dream of wasting it on hand washing.
Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 2y
They just serve it to their human buddies
cryptiod137@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
Dwarves afterwards: Pointy eared leaf lovers
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 2y
For rock and stone!
GreenMario@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
Confused_Emus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Wait! What's the difference between rock... and stone?
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
Legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning
sammytheman666@ttrpg.network · 5 pts · 2y
A true dwarf wouldnt ask this, leaf lover
rafadavidc@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 2y
THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE
MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 2y
Jesus Marie
igorlogius@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
TheWinged7@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!
sammytheman666@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 2y
ROCK BURP AND BURP STOOoooOOOOONE BURP
Susaga@ttrpg.network · 20 pts · 2y
Humans are that friend who's friends with two people who absolutely hate each other. Dwarves and elves both loudly praise humans in a way that makes it clear it's just a dig at each other. They don't actually like humans, they just hate each other enough to put up with them. Humans are uncomfortable at being in the middle of the feud, but also secretly like the attention too much to put a stop to it.
SchoopDaWhoop@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y
Amazing how you misspelled dwarves in the second panel
match@pawb.social · 7 pts · 2y
Dwarves won't wash with something as weak as water
Skull@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y
Dwarves: dipping hands in isopropyl alcohol
Yora@diyrpg.org · 10 pts · 2y
No! You're contaminating all the drink!
Skull@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
That's why we're saving the beer and whiskey for later.