c/BrandNewSentence · by Wren@lemmy.today · 1dConstricting anus 100 times and denting naval 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression 57 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1d
So if I'm reading this correctly, doing keggles will eventually give me the power to shoot spiderman webs from my navel?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1d
I don't see another way to interpret it. Seems very clear. Starting now, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d
... AND take back youth. Twenty years younger and * * three times? Count me in!
Uh... what does "denting navel" mean?
MoonMelon@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1d
Holy shit, deep memory, I've seen this book in person. It was at the community library in a building where I lived. Everyone assumed it was some white elephant gift that got slipped onto the shelves out of embarrassment.
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 7 pts · 1d
Honestly... Probably works
discocactus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
It's just kegels. Definitely works.
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1d
Anyone else clinch their sphincter and then belly button once and be like..damn 100 times.
Might gotta try that..but not rn
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d
If i could get myself to do a task that feels meaningless and destined to fail 100 times in a row... I don't think I'd be considered depressed.
I wish I had a gym trainer style depression trainer to push me to do simple shit i know I can do but for depressed reasons wont
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1d
Awe buddy that’s hard.
If ur really that downtrodden I can help keep you accountable or something.
You need a hand?
vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1d
I got hands, but looking for an upper right leg then my monster will be ready for the next thunderstorm...
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d
All I've got is arm bones and half a spine, go fish
vrek@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1d
Damn... I got a kidney your turn.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
I think he meant Diarrhea
gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 1d
What's "denting" the navel? Like suck in your belly?