Constricting anus 100 times and denting naval 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression

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SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1d (1 reply)

So if I'm reading this correctly, doing keggles will eventually give me the power to shoot spiderman webs from my navel?

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1d

I don't see another way to interpret it. Seems very clear. Starting now, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d

... AND take back youth. Twenty years younger and * * three times? Count me in!

Uh... what does "denting navel" mean?

MoonMelon@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1d

Holy shit, deep memory, I've seen this book in person. It was at the community library in a building where I lived. Everyone assumed it was some white elephant gift that got slipped onto the shelves out of embarrassment.

TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 7 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Honestly... Probably works

discocactus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d

It's just kegels. Definitely works.

EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1d (5 replies)

Anyone else clinch their sphincter and then belly button once and be like..damn 100 times.

Might gotta try that..but not rn

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d (4 replies)

If i could get myself to do a task that feels meaningless and destined to fail 100 times in a row... I don't think I'd be considered depressed.

I wish I had a gym trainer style depression trainer to push me to do simple shit i know I can do but for depressed reasons wont

EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Awe buddy that’s hard.

If ur really that downtrodden I can help keep you accountable or something.

You need a hand?

vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1d (2 replies)

I got hands, but looking for an upper right leg then my monster will be ready for the next thunderstorm...

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

All I've got is arm bones and half a spine, go fish

vrek@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1d

Damn... I got a kidney your turn.

Trex202@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d

I think he meant Diarrhea

gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 1d

What's "denting" the navel? Like suck in your belly?