Never Forget Elons Jump

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 49 pts · 1d (6 replies)

Hopefully one day we get a real one

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 28 pts · 1d (5 replies)

Normally I very much disagree with people committing suicide to escape justice, but for him I'd make an exception.

Unfortunately he's got like a trillion reasons justice won't work.

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 1d

Sometimes we have to make our own justice.

Obituarykidney@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1d (2 replies)

I genuinely believe it would be a net positive for the world if he died.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1d

his blood is more ketamine than actual blood.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 20h

He's had so many kids that his death will improve the gini coefficient.

altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1d

I won't be so kind not to save him.

IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com · 32 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Fuck that picture is hilarious and awful.

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d

Yeah, I'm legit traumatized from some of the live footage that day.

Still giggled.

cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21h

Hilarious and awful, just like Elon Musk.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 1d

also the one where he dint look confident into the seig heil salute.

Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Oh my god. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Somewhere in an alternate universe, Trump and Elon got caught in the towers and died. I would like to go to that universe.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 7 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Unfortunately all of NSYNC was on united airlines flight 175 in that universe.

MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social · 7 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Bring our NSYNC with us, then? I'm sure they'd like to go, too.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

i'm not sure we could handle another feud between the Donnies

Smif_N_Lenin@piefed.social · 20 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I don't know why this is incredibly funny

cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21h

Probably because dark humor has its place, otherwise humans wouldn't keep embracing it throughout history. In this case, juxtaposing Elon Musk jumping around like a child at a campaign rally over something tragic like a restaurant employee falling to his death on 9/11 tickles whatever dark-humor-neurons in our minds just right.

bold_atlas@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d (1 reply)

He actually bought twitter in order to gain control of a major communication outlet. The desire to be liked is a human emotion and Musk is a giant pupating parasitic wasp larvae that's crudely mimicking the shape of a person.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1d

he looks like AOT titan when h was showing off his naked body after a swim on social media

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 1d

thats how "high" he jumps while on ketamine, and cocaine.

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1d

Frankly, all top 1%ers who don't kill themselves are pussies..

victorz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Wow, didn't think those images would come back into my field of vision again. It's been a minute. 🥺

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Twenty five year anniversary.

Get ready for the memes

victorz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

Oh lawd