MAGA voters want a bigger payoff than that, and besides they're broke. Hey guys, give me just $499 today and you can have my DonaldBucks as soon as they arrive!
When he made the announcement he said that the only condition is that you spend it in America. I kind of imagined a card that could only be used at American grocery and big box stores.
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blarth@thelemmy.club · 38 pts · 15h
I will also do this, just PM me!
Snapz@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 13h
I have a structured settletrump but I NEED CASH NOOWWW!!!!! Call a FUCK-KING MORON 877-MAGA-NOW!!!!!
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 26 pts · 15h
That's a 25% profit! Better than the stock market!
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 14h
You could invest the extra dough in Trump crypto!
wheezy@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 10h
You must not have that $100,000 yearly early access to truth social posts.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 13h
MAGA voters want a bigger payoff than that, and besides they're broke. Hey guys, give me just $499 today and you can have my DonaldBucks as soon as they arrive!
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 11 pts · 12h
Did you mean $4.99? No way most of them have $499 available after refueling their emotional support vehicles in this economy.
wheezy@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 10h
I've trained my two year old daughter to refer to cyber trucks as "the ugly car". Gives me a chuckle every time.
Appa! Those peoples are driving ugly car!
lycanrising@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 12h
technically this is just a super clean explanation of how debt purchasing works, an estimation of odds of an outcome happening by two parties.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 15h
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 7h
I'll do better. Give me $100 now and I'll give you $50,000 when the trump checks come in.
core@leminal.space · 19 pts · 7h
Normally I'd do it for $1000, but for the next two days I'll do it for half that, only $500!
fc78@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 10h
What a deal, there’s literally no downside!
sunoc@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 11 pts · 15h
Thank you for the financial advice Mr. Cat, very cool !
Stolas@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 7h
Cats always give such good financial advice!
Kyle@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 5h
But MAGA won't pass the marshmallow test.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 14h
I'd do it for $3995
nodiratime@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6h
I'd do it for 1k.
mlg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 12h
I forgot but didn't a handful of people get filthy rich by buying out people's war bonds post WWI?
theneverfox@pawb.social · 1 pts · 4h
I'm sure they did. A bunch of people certainly got rich buying up tarif responsibilities before they got refunded
im_fine_sandy@nord.pub · 1 pts · 5h
When he made the announcement he said that the only condition is that you spend it in America. I kind of imagined a card that could only be used at American grocery and big box stores.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4h
It’s a $5000 store credit to a Trump branded merch shop probably
Tweet@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 4h
And the cheapest item they sell is a MAGA hat, for $5020.
ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 29m
It's gotta be $5,047 at least