Draw, you varmint

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21 Comments

Anchorxiety@reddthat.com · 49 pts · 13d (2 replies)

Those kids are no match for me and my electric kettle

nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Firehose with Legionella is a long-term strategy though

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 13d

I had that once. Most miserable two weeks of my life.

And that's INCLUDING the two weeks I was hospitalized with a giant life threatening throat abscess.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 13d

Bro thought it was a six gun shootout. Little did he realize he was in the fucking Somme.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Hahahaha! Nancy is going to choke him with the hose!

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 13d

Or beat. Those old metal nozzles had some heft.

limelight79@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 13d (8 replies)

This reminds me of the time when my brother introduced me to battery powered water guns. I had no idea such a thing existed (Super Soakers followed shortly after). It was no match for my puny squirt gun.

nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 13d (7 replies)

battery powered water guns are older than super soakers???

limelight79@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 13d (3 replies)

You got other more informative responses, but he definitely had a battery powered one first. The Super Soaker put it to shame though, in terms of volume of water delivered per unit of time.

Psythik@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 13d

I hate so much that Nerf bought them out just to kill the brand. Kids these days will never know what it's like to own a decent water gun. They only sell the puny squirt guns in stores now.

nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 13d (1 reply)

I had a Super Soaker CPS 3000, with the Constant Pressure System, this was awesome. I soaked my enemies :-D

Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 13d

I had the xp105 and I figured out the nozzle at the end was removable in case it got clogged. I just left it off because instead of a small narrow stream that went far, I could drench someone with a shotgun like blast that shot about 8 ft. It emptied so fast but was worth it when I got close to someone.

adarza@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 13d

yea.. the first ones date back to the 1970s

phdepressed@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 13d

Supersoakers were invented by an former NASA aerospace engineer, Lonnie Johnson, in 1989.

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 13d

I had a blue uzi as a wee one.

anarchy79@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 13d

This is a poignant and solemn confrontation with the tragedy of the never ceasing escalation of gun violence in the USA. RIP.

SalamenceFury@piefed.social · 14 pts · 13d

Bro's about to get shotgunned 😭

Jordan117@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 13d
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 13d

Never bring a trickle to a river fight.

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 13d

The bully looks like a piglet. Well done Mr Bushmiller.

AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 13d

There's a great book, How to Read Nancy, that will make you realize Bushmiller was a lot deeper than you thought. It spends a LOT of time on this one strip, and none of it is boring.

sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 13d
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