Anon is touch starved

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17 Comments

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 28 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Been there, man. One time, I was on the train, and I was just holding the handle bar to keep steady during rush hour. All of a sudden, this women leans on my hand with her jacket unknowingly. I know what anon means, man.

IronBird@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 5d

real and not gay

Trail@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d

I had the same thing as the anon in school, many moons ago. I was sitting in the seat in front of a girl I had a crush on. I thought she had moved her foot and was touching mine, so I sat still for about half an hour thinking I was touching with her. Turns out it was a metal part of her chair.

hirihit640@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Shouldn't have turned your head anon. That's what you get for taking the red pill.

sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Isn’t redpill taking responsibility and looking sooner?

hirihit640@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 4d

redpill is looking at all. Bluepill is staying blissfully unaware

Darkard@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 5d (1 reply)

I mean of it was real leather then it was skin at some point....

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d

the lotion really helps with that

AxisExperience9@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 4d (1 reply)

He calls women "grills" and wonders why they don't talk to him

Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 4d

First time reading a greentext? That's just how they're written.

EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app · 13 pts · 5d (2 replies)

This is a very old post. I wonder how anonny is doing now

BrickEater@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d (1 reply)

I don't know what you mean, 2015 was only a couple years ago...

EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 4d

Lol I still do that too. "I drive a 2014 Honda Civic..." And I'm like oh damn Mr money bags and his brand new car

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 5d

New kink unlocked

chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 5d

One time I was in a really cramped airport shuttle van seated between two attractive guys, I was very uncomfortable at first, but after thinking it through realized it was because it felt really nice and I was uncomfortable with that. So since I had no choice anyway I decided to just relax and enjoy it until we got to the airport.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 5d

Women be touchin

reader@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 5d

fake: anon has job

gay: anon likes hugs