Here's that 5k you were promised...

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JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 82 pts · 1d (10 replies)

I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

grue@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Good enough for Clark's boss, but somehow still not emphatic enough to describe Trump.

Also, where's cousin Eddie when you need him?

Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1d

Filling up the shitter.

SPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 1d

When compared to my feelings about Orange Hitler, Clark's rant feels like high praise.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1d
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Zachariah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

He’s got that crazed look in his eye.

lucyph0r@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39m
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CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 55m

What's wrong with dog kissing? I mean, not on the lips. But a little peck on the top of the nose is ok?

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 0 pts · 3h (2 replies)

Not a bad start, but you want to get an Aussie or a Brit to help you out with some swearing.

NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3h (1 reply)

It's a direct quote from the movie

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · -2 pts · 2h

No reason not to spice it up a bit.

hallettj@leminal.space · 50 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Let's not forget the policy changes that are going to kick millions of people off their healthcare plans - changes that are scheduled to take effect after the midterms. The $5k is like a bribe to allow yourself to be stabbed.

Objection@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 1d (1 reply)

"It's basically the same deal, except we get a free keg of beer for our meeting. In exchange for that, we have to give up our dental plan."

cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2h

Sorry about armageddon, here's a pizza party.

Steve@startrek.website · 22 pts · 1d

Goddamn this is too real

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 1d

I figure, once I get my D.O.G.E. refund, tariff refund, this new dividend check, and when Soros finally gets around to paying everything he owes me, I'll be sitting pretty. So, suck it Canada. And England. And EU. And Iceland, or maybe Greenland. And Mexico. And, well, I don't know the names of anybody else's country but you, too. I'm going to buy a USA healthcare!

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1d

Right next to the tarrif checks

Omgpwnies@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d

It's the gift that keeps on giving.. eh Clark?

pedz@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 3h (1 reply)

It's cool (not) to see reddit do the same thing than imgur with images, that is, never actually just show the image alone and always surround it with their bullshit website.

EDIT: For those that want to share the image without that cancer of a website showing up every time:

qevlarr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 25m

I use Voyager and I just see the image without surrounding bullshit

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 1d (1 reply)

My trumpy uncle actually got one of these irl. “I’ve molested a kid in your name” it said. “If you act now you can help me charter a yacht” it said.

NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3h

Wait, so is he finally opening his eyes, or is the shirts irony lost on him?

Flower@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1d

Realistically, that 5k is going to Big Tech to keep the AI bubble from collapsing and taking the economy with it. I'm just not sure it's going to stop at 5k per person.

BooBees@fedinsfw.app · 7 pts · 1d

It's a one-year membership to the Colonizer of the Month Club..

aramis87@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1d

Great, now I'm on yet another charity donation mailing list ....

AviAdi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

Hey, we need to make sure those poor Israeli's have universal healthcare and their settlers can live in their communes with free housing!

DeadEndLink@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1d (2 replies)

You just know a fuck load of voters will fall for it.

albbi@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

So why don't the Democrats counter and offer the same? Or more?

Cheebus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d

they’ll be held accountable like they always are…

MunkyNutts@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2h

You know what I want...https://youtu.be/2PmuKGox-QA?si=Z5034XGN5sPGi1l3&t=90

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 4h (2 replies)

I've already borrowed against it. That 5 grand better come through or I'm screwed! /s

FatVegan@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1h (1 reply)

I really do wonder how many americans have already spend their 5k

kestrel7_7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1h

Most Americans are far more than $5K in debt

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 3 pts · 2h

Where's the Tylenol?

anas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 25m

“made in your name”? Trump isn’t giving anyone else credit, let’s be real.

reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1d

In a move the epstein class could never cognize, most of us don’t want blood money

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 57m

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Honestly I kind of like exotic jellies

Obligatory fuck trump though this is unrelated to him fucking over everyone again and cheating in the elections

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

That $5,000 was promised to them 3,000 years ago