Spiderman, the guy who was the size of a spider 🤏

By FlyingRotten https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mvxlb2glt4y32qiisfzsnuly/post/3mvd7ee4zok22

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27 Comments

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 1d (6 replies)

“Does whatever spider can” will finally be true.

Yes that includes having sex with the spider

Tetragrade@leminal.space · 29 pts · 1d

faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 23 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Whatever you do, don't look up how spiders actually have sex

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1d

My biggest fear about reincarnation is that I'll eventually have sex with a spider.

I dont need details to intensify that fear.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Wear a helmet!

ladicius@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Did you just assume their gender?

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1d

I guess yes I assumed Spider-Man was male, how rude of me

thehatfox@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1d (6 replies)

In this alternate universe, is Ant Man an ant who is the size of a man?

shadowtofu@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 1d (1 reply)

No, clearly Ant man is a man bitten by a radioactive ant, who now has ant powers such as superhuman strength, a hyper-acute sense of smell, and a very strong hand grip.

lemmyng@piefed.ca · 25 pts · 1d

And his Ant-sense, which allows him to detect nearby picnics.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Then how big is Captain America?
(especially the Rob Liefeld version)

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1d

As big as Lake Ontario.

strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1d (1 reply)

If I didn't know any better worse I'd think this image was AI.

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

Don't worry, I remember when this was going around. AI could never come up with beauty and power in a image.

Squirrelknight@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d

Where'd he get pants that size? Did he rob it off a Ken doll?

decolo@piefed.social · 8 pts · 1d

grounded (video game) side character

makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

The Secret World of Peter Parker

StillAlive@piefed.world · 5 pts · 1d

Honey, I Shrunk the Spider-man.

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1d (3 replies)

The book was good, but I forgot how bad the movies was.

AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d (2 replies)

That's a GREAT movie. One of the best of 50's sci-fi, top ten easy. Incredible special effects for the time (much of which still holds up), a great writer in Richard Matheson (novel & script), and dense with metaphors, like a minimized husband in a disintegrating marriage.

Also a 7.6 on imdb, and that's pretty damn good, ESPECIALLY for sci-fi. Other 7.6 movies: My Dinner with Andre, The Ladykillers (1955), Enter the Dragon, From Here to Eternity, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, The Fifth Element, American Psycho, Train to Busan, My Cousin Vinny, Thelma and Louise... This is not a movie that sucks.

Ain't nobody knocking Incredible Shrinking Man while I'm around

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I will have to see if I can rewatch it. I was basing the bad mostly on the trailer on imdb.

AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23h

Ahhhh, trailers can do that sometimes. I loved that movie for the shrunken stuff, the spider, etc. when I was a kid, but a lot more of it lands as an adult.

The bit where he's yelling at his wife from the dollhouse he's living in landed VERY differently

I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16h

In the same vein, I always wondered why they never made a Ground Spider-man who could burrow.

lime@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 1d
Randelung@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Why not giant tarantula sized?

username_1@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

And a giant toy bear, and a giant needle...

Randelung@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

I mean the premise is that he's spider sized, but spiders come in pretty big sizes. The rest doesn't have to scale with him.

username_1@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1d
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