c/tenforward · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 10dThe Doctor 274 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
Tattorack@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 10d
More accurate would be:
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency, so I can tell you how wrong you are and we can all move on to my solution."
negativenull@piefed.world · 27 pts · 10d
It's still not lupus
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 9d
SPACE LUPUS
darkmogool@feddit.org · 20 pts · 10d
10/10 would watch…
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 10d
"Please state the nature of why you're in my fucking sick bay when I'm trying to take drugs and watch porn"
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 9d
"Hey Dr. House, up for some parisses squares in the holodeck?"
"No thanks. I'm a doctor, not a douchebag."
richieadler@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2d
Those are not mutually exclusive. Specially with House.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 9d
waves medical tricorder lazily over patient
"This says nothing is wrong with you, you're just wasting my fucking time."
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 10d
Doc, I’m feeling all wibbley wobbly
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 10d
lupus
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 10d
Doc Im hallucinating, I see furry creatures on my chocolate bar, it's Tribbley Toblerone
jet@hackertalks.com · 3 pts · 9d
And for some reason he keeps replicating more socks
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 9d
The only hologram with Vicodin adiction.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
If they can program the sensation of drunk into a hologram, why not?
Adds character.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 9d
Ah, Starfleet Academy.
Sexual harassment is okay if a woman does it.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
Mistakes were made. Par for the course for every series.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 10d
Yeah these models don’t exactly have good bedside manners.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 9d
Please state the nature of your non-lupus related emergency.
weps@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9d
your medical emergency is irrelevant
Sxan@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 10d
Peak. Great editing, too, even if it's AI.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 9d
the EMH has been corrupted to be unethical a few times, and one or more instance of using unethical research. hes less ethical than crusher, bashir or polaski ever was.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 9d
So there is a way to make the doctor more annoying.