The Doctor

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22 Comments

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 10d

More accurate would be:

"Please state the nature of the medical emergency, so I can tell you how wrong you are and we can all move on to my solution."

negativenull@piefed.world · 27 pts · 10d (1 reply)

It's still not lupus

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 9d

SPACE LUPUS

darkmogool@feddit.org · 20 pts · 10d

10/10 would watch…

jobbies@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 10d

"Please state the nature of why you're in my fucking sick bay when I'm trying to take drugs and watch porn"

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 9d (1 reply)

"Hey Dr. House, up for some parisses squares in the holodeck?"

"No thanks. I'm a doctor, not a douchebag."

richieadler@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2d

Those are not mutually exclusive. Specially with House.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 9d

waves medical tricorder lazily over patient

"This says nothing is wrong with you, you're just wasting my fucking time."

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 10d (3 replies)

Doc, I’m feeling all wibbley wobbly

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 10d

lupus

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 10d

Doc Im hallucinating, I see furry creatures on my chocolate bar, it's Tribbley Toblerone

jet@hackertalks.com · 3 pts · 9d

And for some reason he keeps replicating more socks

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 9d (3 replies)

The only hologram with Vicodin adiction.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d (2 replies)

If they can program the sensation of drunk into a hologram, why not?

Adds character.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 9d (1 reply)

Ah, Starfleet Academy.

Sexual harassment is okay if a woman does it.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d

Mistakes were made. Par for the course for every series.

webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 10d

Yeah these models don’t exactly have good bedside manners.

MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 9d

Please state the nature of your non-lupus related emergency.

weps@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9d

your medical emergency is irrelevant

Sxan@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 10d

Peak. Great editing, too, even if it's AI.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 9d

the EMH has been corrupted to be unethical a few times, and one or more instance of using unethical research. hes less ethical than crusher, bashir or polaski ever was.

macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 9d

So there is a way to make the doctor more annoying.