Anon calls a lady of the night

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reader@lemmy.zip · 111 pts · 4d (8 replies)

fake: anon has $160

gay: anon didn't have sex

Varesti@lemmy.zip · 41 pts · 4d (7 replies)

$160 can buy a lot of tendies. 🤔

Sturgist@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 4d (4 replies)

🤔 we talking regular tendies or Dino tendies?

Dino ones are always cheapest here. It's also nice that they are shaped like what they are made of.

Varesti@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 3d (1 reply)

I don't mean to call you out like this, but I've only ever seen dino nuggies and never tendies.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my whole life has been a lie!

In this economy? Regular my man.

Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Explain how!

Varesti@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 3d

OP so disgusting even the escort was looking for a way out.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 73 pts · 4d (1 reply)

This idiot didn't even offer a woman in distress eggs. How did he think he'd help her without eggs??

grainfed@quokk.au · 24 pts · 4d

Her acting classes are paying off. It's not Shakespeare yet, but fun practicing real acting.

You left the Gundam models in plain sight, didn't you, anon?

My fear of getting robbed and beaten was the main reason I never tried it.

I never considered this potential scam. I suppose there are others.

Anon paid a prostitute to feel great for five minutes? Yeah, sounds like what happens.

This sounds like every other date I go on, except I am only out $20, and she's talking about her ex or her dad, not her pimp.

The sadness and tears brings some umami to my cocktail, I will admit.

Occasionally she tells me how much I reminder of her said ex/dad, and then I'm like 'oh honey, you want be to beat you, don't you?'

I don't believe that you talk to women