I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran on his tour
This was not an easy decision for me. It might cost me relationships but I have to stand up for what’s right. That, and I was never invited. But mostly the first thing!!
I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran on his tour
This was not an easy decision for me. It might cost me relationships but I have to stand up for what’s right. That, and I was never invited. But mostly the first thing!!
61 Comments
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 103 pts · 2d
So brave 🫡
DairyKing@lemmy.zip · 54 pts · 2d
It’s the bare minimum 😮💨
Klear@piefed.world · 12 pts · 2d
The bar is so low, doing the bare minimum is to be applauded!
X@piefed.world · 7 pts · 2d
The bar’s so low we’re trying to develop the technology to reach earth’s inner core
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2d
brave minimum
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
That's more than most fucking people put in.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d
And stunning
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 2d
I'm with you. I won't be opening for Sheeran.
I hope everyone joins us.
DairyKing@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 2d
Welcome to the movement ✊
X@piefed.world · 13 pts · 2d
count me inthat was easy ✊ stay strong fam
bampop@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
it's so hard though. I'm thinking about opening for Ed Sheeran. I really like money
reader@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 2d
this might be a controversial statement to make here, but I'm not afraid BC its the right thing to do:
I am against killing.
devaly@ani.social · 25 pts · 2d
Woah, calm down buddy, we have to be respectful to both sides.
DairyKing@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 2d
Calm down you're being a bit extreme
darvocet@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 2d
Who is the owner of Lemmy.zip? Can someone put me in contact with the moderation team? It's is unacceptable that this offensive rhetoric is allowed on their platform.
DairyKing@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2d
Mr. Craft
X@piefed.world · 2 pts · 2d
Yain’t welcome round these here parts, feller, not with that kinda talk. Best ye and yers get a move on, and with a quickness, afore we make an example outta ye what fer to calm down these here civilized folk.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 2d
Fucking Ed Sheeran can open his own beans! I won't be opening for him!
taiyang@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2d
I thought I was a weird choice to open for him, given I give psychology lectures for a living, but I made the decision not to open for Ed Sheeran following the silencing of Macklemore by zionist lobbies.
I am a traditional lecturer who never saw myself presenting to stadiums of that size and that opportunity is not lost on me. I have not been friends with Ed for over 10 years and will continue not to be. I believe in dialogue as a means of processing the plight of the Palestinian people.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2d
Brave person! I feel inspired... I too have decided not to open for Ed.
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 2d
I also will not be touring with him. Because I can neither sing nor dance.
Fuck Israel.
ZAP@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 2d
I really appreciate you - values are not values if one isn’t ready to lose something for defending them.
I have doubled the money Ed was going to pay you and given it to a children’s hospital and I encourage others to join.
jontree255@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2d
Thank you for your service 🫡
justdaveisfine@piefed.social · 10 pts · 2d
The better question is why wouldn't Ed Sheeran invite the Dairy King?
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d
Because he’s (lactose) intolerant 😤
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2d
If Ed Sheeran contacts me, I'm going to tell him he's a fucking cunt.
SoloCritical@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2d
I too shall not open for Ed Sheeran! Solidarity!
chris@l.roofo.cc · 9 pts · 2d
I told my wife the same same thing and she was not very understanding. She just said "what the fuck are you talking about". SMH my head
darvocet@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 2d
But what about the children? You're going to disappoint them?
chris@l.roofo.cc · 2 pts · 2d
They have to learn.
silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk · 8 pts · 2d
I, too, will be taking my distance from him.
We were gonna jump into Valheim 1.0 together but I cannot in good conscience build sick bases and kill monsters with him.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2d
I stand with you. I will also not open for Ed Sheeran.
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2d
I have stepped out of the tour as well.
girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 7 pts · 2d
Me neither, I can’t just stand by and do nothing, so that’s exactly what I’m going to do. I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran either.
funkreddit@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2d
You know what? I’m with you!!! I will never open for that ginger, ever!!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d
If you're surprised by my announcement, you clearly haven't been following my music career very closely.
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2d
Yeah.. so sorry Ed.. I probably should just leave a message for him on my voicemail saying I'll be unavailable.
I have to wax, uhhhh.. the lawn.
remon@ani.social · 6 pts · 2d
I will. For money!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 5 pts · 2d
For real genocide is bad but me lacking money is worse.
remon@ani.social · 3 pts · 2d
I also have no stage worthy talents what so ever, so nobody but me should benefit from that!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 3 pts · 2d
I can fart and burp at the same time.
restingOface@quokk.au · 2 pts · 2d
Pics or it didn't happen
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 3 pts · 2d
I've been through this before you'll ask for fifty pictures than you'll tell me its AI and you're not paying me.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d
I think that's a difficult position to take. I'm proud of you for taking it.
how does the rest of the band feel?
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2d
A man of principles!
pticrix@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2d
Wow, and you're not even denouncing Aum Shinrikyo's subway sarin gas attack. Way to tell on yourself, buddy!
save_the_humans@leminal.space · 5 pts · 2d
Screw all of you. I could use the money. I'll open for ed.
::: spoiler I'll spend my time talking about that genocide. Maybe make a slide show, and throw in references to the stadium owner's involvement with Epstein. :::
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 4 pts · 1d
I'm Spartacus!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
I also won't be opening for Ed Sheeran. You can't sit on the fence when tens of thousands of babies and children in Gaza are straight up murdered by evil IDF cowards.
Also, that motherfucker never ages. He's probably a witch. I can only support hot skyclad witches I stumble upon in forests. Which has never happened. But I can dream, can't I?
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 3 pts · 2d
I really didn't think you had it in you. I'm glad you proved me wrong. So proud!
Delphia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
I will absolutely take Macklemores cheque and open for Sheeran. I make no promises about what will be performed.
BurgerBaron@quokk.au · 3 pts · 2d
I will, for the fans still paying to see him in Epstein's Arena.
I'll take a big fan with me, point it at the crowd, and shit in a bucket. You can guess where this is going.
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
Me either, fuck that guy
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
I will open Eran's Shed.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2d
kraft is ED's sugar daddy, so to speak he has performed for him personally, he's only "neutral" because he gauging where the pr WIndS BLOw, he definitely doesnt want to bite the hand that feeds him.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2d
I thought he was a two bit actor from the later series of game of thrones
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2d
Yeah he's back at that wizarding school. Him and JKR are besties.
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 2d
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d
Is this loss
nullspace@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
It was a loss, but I don't think it's the loss.