Don't talk to me until you've grabbed a product in the supermarket that has the "Open here" text and, instead of opening there, you've opened it AT HOME, you coward.
The first title I considered was "Shed and placed a tear as directed. Got fed up waiting for something to happen. Solved problem by thinking outside the box. Strangest lemon paste I've tried yet. 8/10 for vague directions."
30 Comments
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 18h
Left handed, I see.
Maelvie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 18h
Or maybe teeth handed?
expatriado@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 18h
or right handed and the packet was flipped before placing on the table for the pic
Maelvie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 18h
Surely can't be more adrenalin junkie than that :)
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 19h
Become ungovernable.
Chivera@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 19h
You can't be tamed.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 8 pts · 16h
Don't talk to me until you've grabbed a product in the supermarket that has the "Open here" text and, instead of opening there, you've opened it AT HOME, you coward.
djdarren@piefed.social · 2 pts · 14h
But when I got it home it was here.
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 18h
No hormones or chemicals? Has to be the healthiest food produced in America.
restingOface@quokk.au · 5 pts · 12h
Me looking at that vague "SPICES" that could be anything
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 13h
Yellow No. 5
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 11h
A little bit of mustard in my life,
A little bit of marigold by my side,
A little bit of lemon's all I need,
A little bit of gold is what I see
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10h
It is by far the healthiest condiment, with salt being its primary vice.
BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 17h
The old "mustard in the urethra" trick, eh?
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10h
Does it stop being a trick when it's a standard practice?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 19h
You rebel! Next you'll remove the tag off the pillows, and no one can stop you!
StillAlive@piefed.world · 5 pts · 17h
Absolute anarchy
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 19h
Now eat the packet you coward.
myyass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 14h
You better have rubbed it in your nose to give yourself wasabi treatment.
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10h
Are...are there...other uses for this stuff?
myyass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10h
Yes, I don't kink shame =)
db2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16h
doleo@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 18h
Is the joke here that you did not cry where the packet instructed you to cry?
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 17h
The first title I considered was "Shed and placed a tear as directed. Got fed up waiting for something to happen. Solved problem by thinking outside the box. Strangest lemon paste I've tried yet. 8/10 for vague directions."
SparroHawc@piefed.world · 3 pts · 12h
Were you also wearing a white shirt at the time, you madlad?
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10h
Worse. I was wearing my favorite shirt.
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 2 pts · 15h
"Yes officer, that man right there."
darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 1 pts · 9h
Anarchy
notsure@fedia.io · 1 pts · 17h
do you call them sachets?
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10h
Maybe. Like, sa-cheTs? Or Sa-shays?