I'm a simple monkey

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11 Comments

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2d

I like to think I'm a rational person, but boy oh boy do I want an Albion Broken Back Seax.

CluckN@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2d (2 replies)

What a large sword, it would be a shame if someone from 22 feet away poked them with a sharp stick.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1d

Fun fact: Fighters with big-ass swords were often used specifically to break up pike formations. Long sharp stick formations usually suffered from sub-par maneuvrability, once they're past the pike tips it becomes kinda difficult to hit an attacker.

orenj@leminal.space · 2 pts · 1d

Disgusting archer / pikeman behavior

ceenote@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I should buy a zweihander...

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

Right? Put a tasteful family crest behind it, and you've got some wall art.

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d

Soooooord

binarytobis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
drcobaltjedi@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Idk man, I don't think a big sword is inherently a cool sword. Now take something like a khopesh that's a cool sword.

orenj@leminal.space · 5 pts · 1d

Hear me out. What if the khopesh was two-handed

MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

How to beat Sark Souls 1 with only 1 button