bare feet

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52150849

[sorry, off topic, couldn't resist]: Smoking Bare Foot Pets and no coma...

... I know, it's seriouuuusssss.

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11 Comments

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Pissed

criticon@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1d (2 replies)

As long as he is not barefoot

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1d

Well obviously. It's not a bare, it's a dog.

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Maybe he boot too big?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 16 pts · 2d (3 replies)

Just don't smoke your barefooted pets. Simple.

reader@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 2d

its OK my dogs have shoes

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 1d

I don't like anything smoked anyway. Now roasted, OTOH...

ray@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d

The sign doesn't say anything about barefoot pets though. There's a space between "bare" and "foot", so they should be interpreted as separate words.

Clearly this sign is saying that you can't give foot pets while smoking bare. If you're enjoying a cigarette in the buff and you get the urge to pet someone's feet, you need to either finish your smoke or get dressed first.

SomGye@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1d

To be fair it’s pretty damn hard to fit a bare-foot pet inside of a joint

FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1d

"but Sir, he's not smoking!"

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1d

So as long as my rasta cat wears shoes, he can hot box the bathroom?