The danger is inside your walls

I just want to own a home

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19 Comments

dumnezero@piefed.social · 27 pts · 5d (2 replies)

where are the bicycles?

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 5d (1 reply)

They're stored in the communal tool shed

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d

Good heavens

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Funny how there's no closet to hide in

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 5d

I choose to hide in ABORTION

DummyWOW@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 5d

Implying gay room isn't a closet

crowcore_explorer@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 5d

the open floorplan on the right-hand side is nice. i like that my wife can keep an eye on me in the kitchen while she makes my estrogen.

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 5d

Where's the litter box for the furries?

ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Where is the entrance?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 5d

I think you're supposed to enter through the weed smoking patio, or crawl through the window of the estrogen lab or the sex before marriage lounge.

Just like you would any normal ground floor apartment or single story house 🤷🏻

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 5d

If you need me, I'll be in the sex before marriage lounge.

Pandantic@midwest.social · 5 pts · 5d

I wish I had a weed smoking patio. I have to smoke weed in the secrecy of my apartment because its illegal. 😭

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 5d

Catch me in the (boy)wife kitchen making food for the folks in the sex before marriage lounge ☺️

wraekscadu@vargar.org · 3 pts · 5d

You forgot the boybortion room

ATS1312@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 5d (1 reply)

I guess I can fit my server rack in the estrogen lab?

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 5d

As I understand it they probably would request one there anyway.

Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 5d

That’s terrible. Lower case “before”, “abortions” “boy wife kitchen” and “weed smoking” but the rest in upper? Not the attention to detail I want from my architect. Also, are internal doors an option?

WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d

Please. This is ridiculous and inflammatory! In fact, it's downright slanderous!

Estrogen lab? Please. Hormone lab. We would never leave our brothers behind!

adarza@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 5d

gays in the closet? coathanger abortions? fuck no, it is not what they want.