"If I told you my political positions, sensible people would form a mob and beat me to death with my own severed limbs; so I don't talk about politics openly"
"And then I'll cry about how much I'm suffering and now I know who my REAL friends are. October 7th! See? Also sorry for apologising, I didn't mean any of it. Poor me boohoo."
My mate claims not to do politics, but she lives in freaking Derry. You can't live in Derry without doing politics. The moment you say your town's name, you've done politics.
8 Comments
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2d
"If I told you my political positions, sensible people would form a mob and beat me to death with my own severed limbs; so I don't talk about politics openly"
DakRalter@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 2d
"And then I'll cry about how much I'm suffering and now I know who my REAL friends are. October 7th! See? Also sorry for apologising, I didn't mean any of it. Poor me boohoo."
durably465@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2d
Could be way worse with a little bit of imagination
DakRalter@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 2d
My mate claims not to do politics, but she lives in freaking Derry. You can't live in Derry without doing politics. The moment you say your town's name, you've done politics.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1d
You're allowed to not care.
Crit@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 1d
You're allowed to, but don't expect that to be positively viewed. You're not getting lynched but people won't look fondly towards you
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d
I'm not too bothered about that.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
It's pretty rude to tell someone to their face that you don't care about them though