c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 2yHow did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail....☠️ 166 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
dirtypirate@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y
you wouldn't download a boat
_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
The hell I wouldn't, I can't even tell you how many benchies I've downloaded and printed!
_Gandalf_the_Black_@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
But you might load it down with treasure
snake_case@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 2y
It cost him an arrrm and a leg
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Oh that's why it's wood
ech@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
No no, thankfully he's still got that.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Is it also a hook?
ech@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Not always, but most mornings.
Steveanonymous@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
He was hooked on second hand ships
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
What did the pirate say to the sick Great Dane?
A vast ye scurvy dog!
DasRubberDuck@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
He's a pirate, why would he pay for a ship?
This joke makes absolutely no sense.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Maybe he's not a very good pirate.
DasRubberDuck@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
Possible, I'll admit that.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Gotta spend money to make money
nxfsi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
What's the pirate equivalent of a 5 finger discount?
Thisfox@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
What's a Pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?
roadside_yeti@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
You may think it was R, but his first love is the C
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It's a trick question. There's two. I and R.
_Gandalf_the_Black_@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
It's a trick question, pirates can't read
elephantium@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Marque.
elephantium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
He didn't think he'd get a good deal, but he was blown away!