I actually prefer mine with ranch to inject the most Calories possible

  • "Would you like 20 corn tortillas?"
  • "No way that's too many"
  • "What if we cut them up, deep fry them, and add some guacamole?"
  • "We ran out bring more"
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NightAuthor@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I’m sure I’ve eaten more than 4 cheese sticks before.

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 2y

Personally 6 is about where the self loathing kicks in

8 is typically where I stop

notnotmike@programming.dev · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I have a friend who still brings up that all I fed him when he was at my house in high school was 12 cheese sticks. To me, that was a meal for royalty and I stand by it

NightAuthor@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Invite him over and give him fried mozzarella sticks. See if he even bats an eye.

TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml · 31 pts · 2y (8 replies)

What are string cheese sticks, my precious? —A European

KrankyKong@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Thanks for the info! I think i bought a mozzarella for baking once that peeled like that. I put it into a pizza crust and it was really delicious.

gears@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

That is exactly what pizza hut does. Extra long string cheese for stuffed crust

wischi@programming.dev · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Mozzarella sticks?

TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ah okay! I think i know what that is, sort of like real mozzarella but less ripe in a way, so it peels sort of stripy?

kogasa@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y

Low moisture mozzarella, yep. Great for baking because it melts instead of turning into a puddle under heat.

socphoenix@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y

pretty much, mozzarella sticks are basically just those, breaded and fried into a stick of delicious heart attack juice

whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 2y

They can also be easily found in Europe. I see the cheestrings brand everywhere here.

Laticauda@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wtf kinda monster mozzarella sticks are you eating if they're the size of string cheese sticks?

Default_Defect@midwest.social · 28 pts · 2y

Good ones.

notnotmike@programming.dev · 16 pts · 2y

Hi, welcome to Chili's

schmidtster@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (3 replies)

4 string cheese sticks is too many….? Oh my.

Comment105@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Some men are reasonable.

Unlike us.

ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y

Some men cover their weakness behind concepts like "reason" and "civility".

schmidtster@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I’m pretty sure my 7-year daughter just devoured 4 of those and some goldfish for a mid-afternoon snack the other day.

db2@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 2y (10 replies)

I'm going to change your life right now.

Spicy nacho cheese sauce, steaming hot.

You're welcome.

the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y (6 replies)
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ivanafterall@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (5 replies)

You forgot to sprinkle them with cheese after they come out of the oil.

match@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

What type of oil should I use?

JokeDeity@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

Chee... Cheese oil? I don't know, I'm just trying to fit in.

kogasa@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Peanut oil is rarely the wrong answer. Canola oil is ok if you have plenty already.

db2@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Tallow will be best though. Bonus if you go that route: you can make the original recipe of McDonald's fries but beware that you'll be (more) ruined on the trash they sell today.

kogasa@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

Yeah you're right.

wunami@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Tasty stuff but how does it relate to this post other than just being food?

teruma@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The suggestion is that it's good with mozzarella sticks.

sweeny@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Ohhh op also talks about tortilla chips so I was like

"Um yeah dude, they sell that with chips at like every stadium ever"

ezterry@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y

I dont understand.. the string cheese packages are more than one portion? (i mean of course im only going to have 2.. and another 2 in 5mins.. [repeat until none left])

TotalFat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Ranch is for amateurs.. Go Alfredo sauce or go home!

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 2y

why choose, more sauces are always better than less sauces

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Alfredo dipping sauce?

You, sir, have changed my world. I never thought to use it as a dipping sauce.

spauldo@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You're trying to pick a fight with the entire state of Oklahoma there, buddy.

Kernal64@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Sounds to me like an entire state of amateurs. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Kernal64@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

While I applaud both your disparaging of the grossly overused ranch and your innovation regarding alfredo sauce, the correct mozzarella stick sauce is marinara.