Holy shit, I got this exact same fortune about 10 or 11 years ago! I held onto it for ages because it was so ridiculous.It's wild to see it's still in circulation, hahaha
Seems to work with the "in bed" tradition I guess.
Our tradition is to declare a big question before we open a fortune. One that cannot be simply answered with a yes/no answer, like "What will I wish for when I am on holiday next week?" or "When will I meet these friends next?" or even a business question. The fortune then gets some context.
22 Comments
rikudou@lemmings.world · 34 pts · 2y
hoshikarakitaridia@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Ppl always say "fortune cookie" but no one calls it "meme cookie"
mateomaui@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y
It could be a misfortune cookie
“fucked relationships.”
Nusm@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y
They obviously left out a word.
“relationships. amiright?”
bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 23 pts · 2y
…am I right, fellas?
QubaXR@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Get out of my head. Came here to post pretty much the same words.
Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
As did I, fellow nerd.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
...in bed.
Rinna@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
That's a tablecloth.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
No, at the end of the fortune you say "in bed"
It makes it middle school funny.
Rinna@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
I forgot about that lol
CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
That’s deep.
dandroid@dandroid.app · 11 pts · 2y
No, I think that's correctly printed.
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
This means something. I can feel it in my bones.
Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
You forgot to add "in bed," everyone knows that's how fortune cookies end.
TheDourSalmon@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Holy shit, I got this exact same fortune about 10 or 11 years ago! I held onto it for ages because it was so ridiculous.It's wild to see it's still in circulation, hahaha
Rinna@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Maybe we were destined to meet?
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
relationships.
Thisfox@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
Seems to work with the "in bed" tradition I guess.
Our tradition is to declare a big question before we open a fortune. One that cannot be simply answered with a yes/no answer, like "What will I wish for when I am on holiday next week?" or "When will I meet these friends next?" or even a business question. The fortune then gets some context.
Unsustainable@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y
Sounds like a good fortune to me.
skybreaker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Definitely not misprinted. Why, you ask?
relationships.
guyrocket@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
One of my best typos: relationshit