c/memes · by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2yWould that be a.....snail trail? 647 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world
31 Comments
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 135 pts · 2y
That's a green flag
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 59 pts · 2y
“Hold on, I need a squirt from my lube snail”
takeda@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Yeah, don't even need a strap on for pegging ;)
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I don't
But other people probably do
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 2y
You must have over 9000 xp
quixotic120@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 2y
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Oh, did you want to come over to my house?
Skoobie@lemmy.film · 70 pts · 2y
That's how you turn a date into a relationship.
Dirk@lemmy.ml · 54 pts · 2y
Biggest green flag ever!
schema@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Yeah. Instant keeper.
MargotRobbie@lemm.ee · 43 pts · 2y
"Oh, that? That's just my buddy, Escargot Robbie. What do you mean that's weird?"
helixdaunting@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!
istdaslol@feddit.de · 22 pts · 2y
Honestly I would play with that all night and the girl can F off
sagrotan@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
That's a sign that she's clearly a slug.
Resonosity@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
A slugger in the sheets maybe LUL
cows_are_underrated@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
As a Dead by Daylight player I don't like sluggers(its when you down someone, but instead of hooking him you hunt the next one risking the one you already downed to get up again, but if successful you have 2 or more downed survivors).
Resonosity@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
I was meaning slugger as in the common American trope of a baseball player that hits home runs regularly, didn't know Dead by Daylight had those!
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y
Oh no
EddoWagt@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 2y
I just are a grape
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
So she uses a plastic snoil instead of a real one?? Meh, orange flag.
Or maybe French flag if she kept eating the real ones.
10_0@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y
match@pawb.social · 10 pts · 2y
I would fuck her twice 😍
treadful@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 2y
Decoy snail
teuast@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
take me to snurch (snail church)
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 1 pts · 2y
It's like snail snot lol
devfuuu@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Waifu material right there
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Would you show her your katana?
devfuuu@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
A fruit knife at most. But of excellent quality.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
But the blade is bent to the right.
devfuuu@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
A bent knife bleeds deeper.
Tankton@lemm.ee · -3 pts · 2y
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Buttholes don't come pre lubed.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 2y
Leaving aside that plenty of women just have trouble with self lubrication in general.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Oh I know. One of my exes had that issue. I just figured butt stuff was more common than vaginal lubrication issues
Elektrotechnik@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y