The whole premise of this joke is ridiculous. Leftovers are worth eating most of the time. Waste is fucking horrible. I can't stand people who throw food out instead of saving and eating it. I literally make food in advance sometimes to be eaten later.
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SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 66 pts · 2y
Catsrules@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Cannibalism isn't OK.
PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 2y
The whole premise of this joke is ridiculous. Leftovers are worth eating most of the time. Waste is fucking horrible. I can't stand people who throw food out instead of saving and eating it. I literally make food in advance sometimes to be eaten later.
miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y
To add to that, leftovers should only exist when they're planned leftovers, otherwise a person should start evaluating their grocerie shopping habits
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I agree most of the time but, sometimes, you just cant. Leftover salad? No. Leftover mayo? no. leftover, already half eaten sea food? NoNo.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
That’s not true. They don’t need to be single to be worth eating if you’re brave.
Also pizza and chinese
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
I prefer pizza and Japanese
ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
We’re still talking about food right?
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Netflix and jav?
blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
They're called Italians.
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Seems like that would lead to a lot of food waste...
clearedtoland@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Forget MILFS. We got MILES.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Meals. I. Like. Eating. Still.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y
O’Brien? Is that you?
clearedtoland@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Keiko!?
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 2y
Shh don’t worry, you can keep on drinking. It’s just Julian.
MNByChoice@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y
Is this a sex joke, cannibal joke, or does someone literally love food prepared by single Moms?
holycrap@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Sex joke. "Eating out" is just slang for cunnilingus.
Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
I do consider myself somewhat of a cunning linguist.
i3c8XHV@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater
Endorkend@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Spaghetti are awesome leftovers. (so are most pastas)
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Spaghetti also goes great in single moms.
SeramisV@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
I give my leftovers to my volcarona
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Guys calm down, I think I get it. The joke is that spoiled misogynists do not get laid.