Just what the bros want

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24 Comments

SGG@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 2y

Smooth hair free legs make you run faster in CS2.

They also make it easier to slip into cute femboy outfits.

Win-win!

Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 55 pts · 2y (5 replies)

If you like to play a girl character in a video game, you might like playing one in real life

queermunist@lemmy.ml · 36 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It happened to me and it could happen to youuuuuu! 😱

wintermutehal@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

Nah! I just want someone hot to look at. What am I doing to do, watch a dude for 40 hours? Gaaaaayyyyyy!

lorty@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Uh oh

HeyLow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You mean you don't know about the speed exploit? When you use this you gain +2 dexterity but lose -2 cold resistance. But the -2 cold resistance can be negated by equipping a pair of programmer socks and also gives you +2 comfort!

Neato@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Do the programmer socks come in striped and thigh high for additional cold res?

skyspydude1@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

There are programmer socks that aren't striped thigh-highs??

Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y (16 replies)

I am not in on this, can someone educate me so that I can understand your weird jokes?

SGG@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (9 replies)

The ad on the left is for gaming products, but the picture is for a hair eraser/exfoliator. The joke is that gamers are all uWu femboys.

I mean, a lot of us probably are, but there's going to be a few that are outliers.

Then again, I like my legs being hair free, especially during summer, makes me feel cooler (but only temperature wise, I'm as awkward as all hell otherwise)

fox2263@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Girl gamers also exist

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Girls aren't real /s

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
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cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Uh oh. I don't know what uWu is. Sorry :(

harmonea@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

Consider yourself lucky and walk away like you just dodged a bullet

krey@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
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bitsplease@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is a "hair exfoliator" as painful to use as it sounds?

harmonea@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

It's like using a very fine-grit sandpaper on your legs, so if that's what you were imagining... yes? Maybe? You basically slowly buff off the hair.

Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Hahaha, great, thank you.

Pencilnoob@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Amazon ads for "gamer" stuff that is otherwise very femme coded happens when Amazon thinks you are trans and serves you ads about it (presumably before the recipient knows)

Perditija@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y

That's indeed interesting, I never get femme coded stuff recommended and I'm a cis woman gamer... Amazon just wants to sell me faster SSDs

Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Oh sorry I should have been more specific. What is the product that the joke is about?

Or is it just a funny pink shape that is feminine and that is the joke?

Omniraptor@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Huh, okay thanks. I'll usethe reverse image search next time, I forgot Google introduced that

SusheeMonster@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

Gamerbros need exfoliation too, you know

BilboBargains@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I run around with a knife irl, it provides a speed advantage.