late for work rule

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11 Comments

Hyggyldy@sffa.community · 24 pts · 2y

I swear sometimes it feels like it waits for the right time.

MrMamiya@feddit.de · 19 pts · 2y

You need to slowly shuffle that man with a knife onto company time.

Godric@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

🎶 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime... 🎶

Chais@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y (5 replies)

When you gotta, you gotta. We're all just slaves of our digestion.

skulblaka@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y (4 replies)

In more ways than one. There is credible evidence that your gut bacteria play a non-trivial role in your personality, and especially on what food you want to eat on a given day. You like food that your gut biome likes.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why does my gut biome like food that makes me fart?

Lemongrab@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y

Maybe its like soda to them.

Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

My gut biome wants new friends to play with 🤔

Fixbeat@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
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DigitalPaperTrail@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
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Draegur@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

in soviet blahaj zone, poop knifes you

BucketHat@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

As someone who suffers from anxiety, the poops give me more anxiety and lack of access to bathrooms gives me anxiety which causes me to poop even more. It's a never ending cycle.

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

"But what about the pain and risk of constipation by holding the poop in?"
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."