What an impressive time to be alive lol

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loops@lemmy.ml · 61 pts · 3y
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Mothra@mander.xyz · 28 pts · 3y (10 replies)

We need a new one for this upcoming weekend

baseless_discourse@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Poop for 3 days challenge

squaresinger@feddit.de · 0 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Continuously

baseless_discourse@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 3y

Just a single strand of poop.

SeatBeeSate@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 3y

The Poop Challenge: Season 2

SnowFoxx@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Sounds great! Any ideas? xD

PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y (4 replies)

What’s the best way to un-poo?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Fertilize crops and eat them.

Mothra@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Is that next challenge? Figuring out how?

PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y

ja!

Gatsby@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

A funnel. And a webcam

yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com · 17 pts · 3y

Historic moment

iamcent@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I failed 3days no poop in a half day.. cant hold it 😅😅

DaCrazyJamez@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Yup, IBS = fail roughly every two hours

SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I think I could do 2 days. It happens sometimes without me realizing and then the 3rd day I’m not having a good time. It’s not often at all though

MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I actually passed. Want proof? Big doo doo.

SnowFoxx@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Picture or it didn't happen!

tdawg@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

that's also the face you'll make at the end

june@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (6 replies)

i had to leave to take my dog to the vet... what'd i miss?

SnowFoxx@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (5 replies)

The no-poop challenge, created by mizu:

https://lemmy.ml/post/1450855

If you want to participate, try not to use the toilet for three days. More advanced participants take some laxatives before starting the challenge, but that's up to you.

june@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y (4 replies)

ahhh, i didn't realize it was a challenge. thought it was just a shitpost lol.

SnowFoxx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

So you wanna join? There are still some slots open.

june@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Thanks for the invite but I prefer my bowels not impacted lol.

SnowFoxx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

No problem! There is more fun for us then xD

Deebster@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

/post/1450855

Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

Well, is it real, or is it just a shitpost? I can't figure out any possible reason, barring mental problems.

Edit: I guess I'm just not imaginative enough for the (likely) truth.

indoorhobbytime@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 3y

path of obstipation - poo

gkd@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 3y

Making history.

Adori@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Finding out connect for lemmy on android is a thing. 0.0 Just started today but already it doesn't feel like a compromise to switch over anymore.

nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Much better than Jerboa, but really excited for Sync!

Poiar@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

Connect feels a lot like Sync.

I'm gonna be using this until Sync drops.

I'm so happy that I have something on the 1st of July when Reddit stops existing for me

Adori@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I'm curious too!

ikidd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I've been kinda fanboi-ing Connect, but Summit is good too.

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

TWeaK@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y

That's really not in proper keeping. Everyone knows that poop is at least 30& corn.

tappyturtle@programming.dev · 6 pts · 3y

I was expecting for memes to spread more slowly due to the decentralization but this one post disproved me pretty quickly

Hell@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Really cool that it exists, really stupid if someone is actually trying it

mizu6079@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (4 replies)
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Alfaspyke@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Seriously leaning into the meme.

Marxine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Gotta roll with it while shit's fresh

Bread@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y

How does it feel to be Lemmies' first celebrity?

tappyturtle@programming.dev · 3 pts · 3y

Keep it going king

ConsciousLochNess@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (3 replies)

What’s the challenge?

SnowFoxx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Look above

ConsciousLochNess@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Nice thanks

SnowFoxx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

No problem! Glad to enlighten a fellow lemming about that epic moment.

luckystarr@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Do you know how Germans call someone who is done for? Someone who can't poop anymore!

SnowFoxx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I don't get it! Maybe try it in German again.

squaresinger@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I can't figure out the back translation. Please repeat that term in German^^

luckystarr@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Er oder sie hat ausgeschissen.

Literally means "has pooped" but has different subtexts depending on the situation, including a sense of finality.

squaresinger@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y

Ja, stimmt, ausgeschissen macht Sinn. Bin ich nicht drauf gekommen^^

Yeah, true, ausgeschissen works. Just didn't get it.

But it's kinda a double-meaning preposition. Aus- can mean out (as in move shit out of your body) but also to do something to it's end. E.g. ausgeschalten, where it means to switch off.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This is such a good use of the template - respect!

SnowFoxx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Thank youu :3

_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

Historic!