Anon visits Japan

>be me
>went to Japan for vacation
>has a very close online jap friend that I met when I was loitering around a guitar hero group
>we decided to meet up
>thought he's a guy
>short haired qt 9/10 appeared. Her name is Nao
>even though it's the first time meeting her irl, we hit off pretty well
>Nao talks to me about pretending to be a guy online
>she wanted to talk with someone about rock but she thinks people online wouldn't take her seriously because she's a girl
>she apologized
>"apology accepted but on one condition."
>says I wanna play guitar hero with you
>she laughed and agreed
>nicesmile.jpeg
>went to her apartment
>she hurriedly opened her ps4 and accessed guitar hero
>pretty high level
>plays
>mfw she lost
>mfw she turned off the game and started sulking
>started motivating her
>hey nao, you're a rockstar. get your game on, go, play

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31 Comments

imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee · 129 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's between a while since I've been Gottem'd like that

whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 2y

Man I always noticed this shit when I see a name mentioned in a greentext but I guess I am losing my touch

Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 2y

always-read-the-last-line-first master race

Darkmuch@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 2y

I am so happy to be bamboozled by you.

Anonymosh@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y

Dammit. Fuck you and well done!

Scooter411@lemmy.ml · 49 pts · 2y

God damn it

littlecolt@lemm.ee · 49 pts · 2y

I read the whole thing and said "I hate you. I hate you so much" out loud.

mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 41 pts · 2y

Nobody ever thinks they'll get get until they got got. Fuuuck.

Supervivens@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y

Holy shit did I just get got

Psaldorn@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I am betrayed

Agent641@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

He can't keep getting away with this!

TronnaRaps@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 2y

Got got

iMastari@kbin.social · 18 pts · 2y

Like Rick-Rolled 'cept different.

adespoton@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 2y

But did she glitter?

nik282000@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y

😡

Cephirux@lemmings.world · 14 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I don't get it.

qtj@feddit.de · 63 pts · 2y

The entire story is a buildup for anon to sing the lyrics of the song allstar by smash mouth.

Very_Bad_Janet@kbin.social · 24 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Somebody-

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's pronounced "someBODY".

Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ayentehshapasstoolinashayyyyydh

is how 12yo-me interpreted the next verse. I seldom englished back then

SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y

You could say you weren't the sharpest tool in the shed.

nantsuu@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I don't think Guitar Hero even came out in Japan.

Algaroth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

With Tom Cruise?

Algaroth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
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RQG@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

I knew where this was going when her name was Nao.

Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 2y

Man i love these, that damn skies rim one of golden

SatyrSack@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 2y

Those aren't even the right lyrics

samus12345@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And when it doesn't work out, it's, "Hey Nao, hey Nao, don't dream, it's over."

propaganja@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

"Wait! How did you beat me when I hit every note perfectly? I've never seen anyone use their whammy bar the entire time—just what in the hell was that?"

"Nao, that's what I call music."

bitchwhore@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

this is a SHOOTING STAR

Shard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

You sonvabitch

Patimation_studios@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 2y

You won the internet